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e - mail abuse

Officially, the misuse of employer provided e - mail.

Practically, something that you get accused of when your work want you to leave / block a promotion / sack people without paying redundancy costs etc.

Usually ends with being hit with the disciplinary hammer, generally with a view to sacking your ass.
Employee is called to a meeting and presented with a pile of e - mails.

Manager:

We've audited your inbox and these e - mails are completely unacceptable and represent e - mail abuse and a breach of the Code of Conduct.

What did you mean when you wrote 'I'd smack that back door' when writing about my PA?

HR Manager:

Think carefully about your answer. Sexual Harrasment and non work usage of electronic media is a dismissable offence.

Employee:

I was referring to her great ass and saying I'd like to show it love. I thought it was flattering.

Manager:

That's not an appropriate way to behave in a disciplinary hearing.

HR Manager:

I refer you to your e - mail asking Joe if he had seen the murmur pants on display in Finance. What are murmur pants?

Employee:

You should know. You told me.

HR Manager:

This isn't about me.

Employee:

It's a tight pair of female pants that mean you can see the lips moving but you can't hear a sound.

Is there any point in continuing this discussion?

HR Manager & Manager

No
by HR_Advisory March 22, 2011
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mailing it in

Slang for doing the least amount of work possible or slacking off.
Hes really been mailing it in lately, he hasnt finished any of his labs.
by Runki May 13, 2005
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Madilynn

Don´t make her made because if you do hell will let loose. She is funny yet, inappropriate at most times. She is great and loyal to all of her friends even though she limits her friends so she doesn´t have to deal with so many people.
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G Mail

Gangsta mail where you make all your drug deals and the cops cant do shit about it
i gots to go check my G Mail for the best drug deals today
by Phil R3ina November 12, 2010
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daily mail

Cheap, affordable kindling for the camper in a hurry.
"We'll never get this coal burning without a Daily Mail"
by Mr Ned September 27, 2005
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mailbox baseball

The act of hanging out the passenger side of a car, with a bat, and hitting roadside mailboxes while another person is driving.
1. "We played mailbox baseball last night, we broke the shit out of a bunch of mailboxes."
2. "This road had a lot of mailboxes on it, it would be great for mailbox baseball"
by The Dark Avenger April 15, 2003
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Macilus

Macilus isn't so great? Are you kidding me? When was the last time you saw a player with such an ability and movement with sorc? Mac puts the game in another level, and we will be blessed if we ever see a player with his skill and passion for the game again. Huntler breaks records. Vert breaks records. Macilus breaks the rules. You can keep your statistics. I prefer the magic.

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Wow did you see Macilus? he had 4k points in RBF he's insane!
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