Manlest

When two men embrace and one is awkwardly more affectionate than the other.

Jack came in for a handshake and then all of the sudden he was holding me close and rubbing my back. I swear he was manlesting me!

by kmao April 18, 2009

Mindless Crackers

Fans of Mindless Self Indulgence, not just white people.

Mindless Crackers 4 life, bitches!

by Jesus July 30, 2004

Mandle

The word Mandle is a combination of the phrases "Man Up" and "Handle It". If you mandle, you are facing the challenges at hand in an adequate manner. The word originated July 5, 2008 on Lake Webster in Indiana.

Quitting and cheating would be examples of how NOT to mandle.

Person 1: I can't finish the rest of my drink, I am so tired and ready to go to bed.
Person 2: You need to mandle!!

by Rebsers January 9, 2009

han mandle

Another way of saying man handled (to screw yourself over, basically), but in a playful manner, in friendly random terms.

Made up by the person who posted this on the last day of school freshman year, last period in Creative writing.

"Joo just got han-mandled!"
"Well, I will han mandle your face you emo hippo thing!"

by Nyssa W. September 24, 2006

Chris Mandes

Local celebrityin the eastern PA area known for being rarted. He also eats the strings off sweatshirts like a weirdo and is garbage at basketball and baseball. He is so rarted he threw a baseball at the hoop at the game. All-in-all, he is just plain d u m b.

Joe: yo look at Chris

Chris Mandes: fjmeiswobfjfnds
Joe: wtf

by Subs762 March 6, 2020

Nelson Mandelson

A state of spirit when you leave a bar all fucked up.

Me:"How are you?"
Friend:"I'm Nelson Mandelson!"

by Mike El Nite December 6, 2021

mandlebars

A type of mustache found on the male gender in which the outer extremities curve upward toward the eyes. Not to be confused with a handlebar, this style emphasizes masculinity over style.

"Your mustache is quite long, you should consider styling mandlebars."

"Those are stylish mandlebars. It's good to see them in style again. Huzzah!"

"He's so full of vit and vigor, he should grow mandlebars."

by mikeycav October 30, 2009