Face like a rat catchers mallet

A specimen so damn ugly they resemble the business end of a mallet

yeah but she got a face like a rat catchers mallet!

by Scriney93 November 07, 2010

7 1/2 Inch Crab Mallet

Another word for the male genitalia when 7 1/2 inches long.

We started making out and then he wipped out his 7 1/2 inch crab mallet!

by Jerzley July 31, 2006

Blood Mallet

An extremely hard erection, sometimes taking on a purple color due to the amount of blood in the penis.

Johns girl was so hot, he had some serious blood mallet.

by rainbow_shitshow August 23, 2018

malletting

Verb. The act of being shit at something. Specifically being a quarterback in the national football league.

Ex: "Dude, you're totally malletting this furniture assembly. "

by PhookingGenius August 11, 2017

Shower mallet

A mallet you carry to the bathroom which you use to smash your shower poop down the drain.

After taking a shower poop yesterday, I had to smash the poop down the drain with my feet because I forgot to bring my shower mallet.

by Mrsand-man September 29, 2019

Breia Mallet

A person who is incapable of producing an original idea. Copycat. Biter. Poser.

See also; twatwaffle

Dude, you’re such a breia mallet, get your own life, loser

by Dingo999 July 20, 2022

Rubber Mallet

Hammer like object with a rubber head. Handle is normally constructed from wood or synthetic material. Commonly used in the oil field by less intelligent people.

Look at the annoying idiot over there beating the side of his trailer with a rubber mallet.

by OFTKW March 04, 2019