maynardville

A city located 30 miles north of Knoxville. If you blink you will miss it. The vast majority of the population are rednecks, hillbillies, racists, bigots, hypocrites and uneducated idiots. You will see people that do not believe in showers. People that do believe in should-be-condemned vehicles. They are the only people I have ever met that will run screaming and crying if they see someone of another race or creed. I hang my head in shame.

Not a long description but one isn't needed. This sums it up.

If you do not believe me then visit. You will laugh. You will cry. Maybe even get sick.

Maynardville is a sorry city.

by someone801 January 1, 2008

maynard

Maynard is a condiment, the greasy mixture of mayonaise and mustard which is usually mixed to the eater's preference. It can be applied to any food, best on cheeseburgers.

I like to use maynard in my potato salad. Mayonaise and mustard are used in potato salad and it just seems right.

by rDoorn June 17, 2010

Maynard James Keenan

A short, but very talented little man who is the lead singer for the legendary hard rock band Tool. He has an incredible voice but thinks a bit too highly of himself, and pretty much thinks he and the band are more intelligent than anyone else. He basically thinks only he is the one who has the intelligent view on life. He really is intelligent, but he needs to chill out a bit.

Maynard James Keenan-I hate our fans. Every religion is false because I'm so intellectual. You're dumb because you have a different theory on the meaning of life than me. Everyone who lives in L.A. is a dipshit.

by The Mandon November 8, 2010

Maynard

A word commonly used in reference to someone who lacks sense.

Mary: Big test tomorrow, still going to party till dawn #yolo 😝
Cindy: Oh Mary...
Mary: What?
Cindy:You're such a Maynard.

by DisturbedFlamingo77 September 10, 2016

Maynards

When a man has very greasy balls due to excess sweat, giving the feeling as if someone had rubbed mayonnaise on his nards; hence the name Maynards.

When Jim went to feel his balls he realized he had Maynards, so he went and cleaned himself off.

by Emixam Noid March 30, 2008

Mainerd

A surname with 'nerd' in it. A top bloke all round.

"Ha. Your last-name Mainerd has 'nerd' in it."

by big.b__ March 17, 2019

Maenard

A person that does not like to help his classmates in doing school work and would rather play games and eat while on class especially online.

He played games during the class, he is such a Maenard!

by diabolicalX1X November 22, 2021