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marijuana

THE best shit in the world, only illegal in united states cause the politicals asswipes cant make money off of it, think about it, tobacco only grows in certain conditions, alchohol must ferment over a period of time, but u can grow pot in the ditch outside ur house man. if u support pot go look up NORML on a search engine
"Damn dude i am soooo fucked up!!!"
"i know dude this is the best shit ever!"
"o my god dude i can feel all my organs moving!!!"
"is that normal?"
by stonerman420 August 27, 2003
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marijuana

the best damn plant in the whole world
jon smoked marijuana and realized how great it truly is.
by 40oztofreedom December 9, 2007
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marijuana

when life hands you lemons, you spark a fuckin bowl.
thank you marijuana.
by chemistreezy October 18, 2008
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Marijuana

"Did you have marijuana today? I sure didn't and i'm depressed."

"Yes, mama dearest, i did, and in my world the sun is shining."

"Damn, i wish i had marijuana today :("
by sublimeyes! October 31, 2007
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marijuana

The greatest plant ever known to man. See the song "Down to tha Last Roach" by yours truly, Eazy muthafuckin' E.
none necessary, just go out and smoke some.
by Eazy E April 15, 2003
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marijuana

it isn't anything tangilbe, it's a way of life. Someone who thinks and talks about it all the time, isn't really a stoner. A stoner is someone who lives the marijuana way of life.
I'll get up around noon, smoke a bowl of marijuana, watch some cartoons, eat breakfast, if I feel like it, i'll excercise. After that, I'll smoke again, then see what my friends are doing.
by kindbud County Sherrif January 2, 2004
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marijuana

ITS WEED BITCH!

Example must have at least 20 letters and 3 words????????? what the eff?
by Stephanie Soquet February 24, 2005
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