lurk

To get in, and effectively ruin, someone else's photo. Can be whole body lurkage, or merely two fingers. Practiced by Bubbah in Germany.

Person 1: Oh, Bubbah you lurked my photo.
Bubbah: No I..
Person 1: Bubbah SHOOSH!

by australianexchange May 10, 2009

lurk

someone who is stealthy and ninja-like. observes others for future reference.

Superman was lurkin around those kids the other day.

by Bandit000 March 26, 2008

lurk

To stalk someone, or follow them suspiciously, in a lovestruck or obsessive manner.

I.e., stop lurking on that teacher, Steph!

by Bushrat September 22, 2005

lurk

Short for the Zerg Lurker unit in Starcraft. Burrows underground and shoots spikes at enemies.

Hey, wanna play some lurk d?
RED WATCHOUT LURK RUSH!

by ThreeDee912 March 24, 2008

lurk

in internet chat rooms, the activity of the majority of nicks you see on the user list

"<zim> i hav bin cumming to this chat room since 1995. wat peeps sez here is stoopid
<@allOZ> I don't remember ever seeing you post a line of chat before.
<zim> keke. ths 1st time i ever did"

by Lane May 2, 2004

Lurking

The great sensation of when you have to take a magnificent, glorious, triumphant shit, but at the very last second you suck it back into your butt hole. (Repeat 5x)

A-Dog had to take a massive shit but he decided lurking would be way more fun.

by BDiZzL3 February 13, 2009

Lurk

One who creeps on little boys/children, uses candy as a way to attract people under the age of 8 into his/her house, or one that enjoys watching kids play tag. Basically, it is a mega creep.

A Lurk is a pedophile, swim coach who is older than 40 and teaches kids under 5, B Mulli (that is short anyone who has a mullet), and many people from Alaska.

by jgerth May 18, 2010