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LinkedIn Mom

A LinkedIn Mom is a modern mom that networks on the web instead of the soccer field; updated version of the "soccer mom"
During a high school graduation ceremony this past weekend, Mrs. Anderson was graciously introduced as a "LinkedIn Mom" instead of a "soccer mom." Yes, the truth is often stunning to hear and she beamed with pride.
by mr. fancy pants June 9, 2007
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leave a lunker in the fish bowl

To take a big crap and not flush the toilet.
Don't invite E. pettit over, he often will leave a lunker in the fish bowl!
by kolman March 20, 2008
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Linkedinglish

1. Terms hopelessly boring people use to make themselves seem more interesting on professional social networking sites.
2. The only instance in which doughy, pasty office-dwellers can refer to themselves with terms like “Lean,” “Agile,” "Master" and “Black Belt.”
Person 1: ”Bonnie is a Lean Six-Sigma Scrum Master, and I’m only a Blue Belt.”

Person 2: ”Dude, I don’t care how much Linkedinglish you use to describe yourself, being in middle management will not help you break cinder blocks with your head.”
by OfficeDroneErik August 20, 2012
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LUCKED OUT

When you manage to avoid a dangerous or unwanted situation.
I skipped school today. Good thing, too cuz them Columbine whiteboys iced all them foos this afternoon.

Yea, foo. You LUCKED OUT!
by Joshiro007 February 19, 2003
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lurked

1. Subject to a lurking: to have been spied upon.

Anonymous observation of a particular person's activities in online user groups, forums, etc., especially when the lurker joins with the sole intention of seeing what the lurkee is up to.
I was lurked by a former student who signed up to one of my online discussion boards solely to see what I wrote.
by etat March 19, 2006
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lucked out

lucked out means you ran out of luck coming from the phrase "shit out of luck" soo emily shapoww! im right and your wrong
hahahahahaha in your fase loser!
example: awww man my names emily and i just lost a bet now i owe thomas big time, i lucked out!
by vataloco15 May 2, 2010
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Lunke

A very proper and kinda nerdy person at first glance, but is really a druser. Often called "Kong Drus"
Look at that crazy person dancing in the nude! Yeah, he must be a Lunke.
by Jøko April 10, 2013
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