human luggage

when you put a midget on roller skates, have him wear all your clothes, and pull him around the airport with you.

I almost missed my flight because my human luggage had to take a leak.

by DarkMist March 2, 2011

Matching Luggage

When two peaople both have bags under their eyes from lack of sleep.

We have matching luggage.

by iknouluvmi April 28, 2010

man luggage

When object of your affection is currently with another dude. Aka a trick ass mark who is with the fish you want to chip.

Man I want to ballz Jessica, she's gotta lose that man luggage "Ryan".

by Dr. Ian Super July 2, 2007

Butt Luggage

High fat food items that when ingested increase the size of your butt.

If you keep eating all that fried butt luggage you won't be able to fit your ass out the door.

by markeydusod April 15, 2016

hobo luggage

another term for an erect penis. hobos were often depicted as carrying around a stick with a sack tied to the end of it carrying their most valuable belongings; while a boner is a long stick with a sack at the end of it carrying your 'jewels.'

girl: thats alot of hobo luggage, need help carrying it?
me: well, it is weighin' me down; sure, i'll take a hand;)

by lilchris2013 November 21, 2011

Butt Luggage

A polite way to say SHIT! A reference in an episode of Fairly Odd Parents.

What a pile of butt luggage.

by Butt luggage disturber December 13, 2012

Luggage Pioneer

When you are collecting your baggage at the airport, the person in your group who is closest to the first bags grabs everyones bag, no matter what

MAN1: Hey joe i got this one

JOE: Nah dont worry i got it man
MAN1ok?
MAN3: joe i can get mine

JOE: im being the luggage pioneer cant you see?

by EMITCH375 May 16, 2011