Lqtmus Maximus

1- The lqtmus maximus is the major

muscle in the hahass that causes you to

lqtm, or laugh quietly to yourself. When

hyperextended it causes roflseizures. If

the muscle is torn, it causes you to lmao!

Patient- "I've been having some serious pain in my lqtmus maximus, doc."

Doctor- "Ah, it's because you ripped it snowboarding. Have you had any other symptoms?"

Patient- "Yes it caused me to laugh my ass off while watching Survivor."

by John NutNocker April 8, 2009

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LQTMSANTCAD

laughing-quietly-to-myself-so-as-not-to-cause-a-distraction

an abreviation used to display humerical appreciation in a public setting via texting and/or instant messaging

josh: dude, dr folmer looks exactly like hitler, minus the stache

charlie: lqtmsantcad

josh: i think you accidentally "lol"ed, he's looking your way

by shknbk2009 December 17, 2009

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LQTMAMOJ

Laughing Quietly To Myself At My Own Joke
--a more realistic way of saying LOLAMOJ (laughing out loud at my own joke). Often used in instant messaging conversations.

Emmelle: How many Arnold Schwarzeneggers does it take to change a lightbulb?
Maura: I don't know...
Emmelle: None! he doesn't need one. Real men aren't afraid of the dark! HA!
Maura: Emmelle? are you alright?
Emmelle: Sorry, I'm just LQTMAMOJ..

by Maura L July 20, 2007

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