loreto moment

loreto moment =
loreto moment is a moment when you talk about k!lling yourself.

why is it called a loreto moment some ask?

its called loreto moment due to loretos wish to die therefore whenever someone talks about wanting to k!ll themself or in general to die we always say #loretomoment.

keira: i do not wish to be alive

loreto: loreto moment.

by l6v1ng May 18, 2021

Loco Lotato

Meaning: Nothing. Alternative to "potato."

Purpose: To annoy younger brothers

Origin: Typo.

"Hey, Bro. You're a loco lotato!"
Look at my brother over there. Isn't he such a loco lotato?"

by Nooneknown August 19, 2018

Lortoned

The act of getting too drunk and being thrown out of a concert.

We went out partying last night before the Modest Mouse concert and ended up getting lortoned before it even started.

by Prestin March 26, 2008

Lerato

A sweet lovely person that is Selfless, and doesn’t care about materialistic things in the world. They are often confident but also down to earth.

They tend to be a ball of Happiness, with an amazing peaceful aura. they are the real definition of “Love”. Also, exactly what their name means.

If it were up to me, I would love to have a person named “Lerato” as my sister or friend.

by Emeka November 22, 2021

Lerato

A girl that wants to be left alone.

We should all strive to be like Lerato

by _leavemealone November 23, 2021

Family Locator

A smartphone app where overprotective moms can stalk their kids. It uses the signal given off by their phones to track their every movement. They are, however, easy to trick. If you go off somewhere, leave your phone with a friend. However, the app is actually quite useless because if a rapist kidnaps your child, then they will probably be prepared for the app and leave the phone somewhere.

Rapist: o yea, look at this kid i just kidnapped! o shit hes got family locator. ill just leave his phone in the mall somewhere. i beat the system, woot!

by Winky the House Elf April 30, 2010

Hater Locators

Prescription glasses, spectacles, or contact lenses. Allows clinically blind to detect and avoid haters from afar.

C-sharp's prescription is weak shit, so she went to the doctor to get new hater locators.

by Whisky Rivers December 3, 2010