Lofted

To get high on something, usually unintentionally or more than expected.

I got pretty lofted after railing an adderol and chasing it with a beer last night.

by usnuzeuluze September 3, 2010

live-work loft

An apartment constructed in pseudo-industrial architectural style that lacks interior walls, doesn't meet residential building codes, doesn't pay property taxes, and brings suburban yuppies into the city where they drive noisy nightclubs out of commerically zoned neighborhoods.

The rents on those new live-work lofts downtown are outrageous! It must be all the kickbacks for Da Mayor.

by Timberwoof April 17, 2003

box of old shoes falling from the loft

Sound reminicent of a particularly loose stool being expelled.

Wife: "Did you hear me taking that shit?"

Husband: "The whole street did, love. It sounded like a box of old shoes falling from the loft."

by Dr Wannarey January 11, 2008

Loft Dweller

An alternative for Basement Dweller for those who lack a basement. Attic Dweller is also an acceptable alternative.

David: "We need to get Mikey out of the loft. He's turning into a Loft Dweller."
Finn: "What can we do? He doesn't have a basement."

by BlueXander May 30, 2023

Ryan Loft

God

Ryan Loft is God

by Loftisgod November 1, 2025

Loft

When you get hit in the balls so hard that they go up to your bladder to hangout while you cry in pain on the floor.

“I got kicked in the balls yesterday”
“Are they in the loft?
“Oh yea.”

by Rumpet July 22, 2021

Lofting

(verb): to loft, The act of not replying to a message due to a relaxed or lazy state, without intending to ignore the sender.

Lofted, Loft, Loftiness

-Nickey Knoxx c. 2024

Sorry for lofting you, I replied I just forgot to hit send.

by Nickey Knoxx July 13, 2024