Locker room toss 

A game played in a sports locker room in which one male stands directly straight from another naked male who is erected. that male holds a towel and plans to throw the towel on the erected penis. the object of the game is to throw the towel on the erected penis and get it to not hit the ground and balance on the erected penis. the male who gets the towel balanced from the farthest distance away wins.

Johny and Nick were bored one day after football practice Nick asked Johny to play locker room toss. Unfortunately Johny said no.

Locker room toss by CarfagnoFazio September 10, 2006

locker room 

Older slang term for Amyl or Butyl nitrate, which used to be sold in sex shops, so-named probably because some people find the chemical has an odor slightly akin to dirty socks. Also called "rush" or "popper." The chemical causes a sudden and dramatic expansion of the blood vessels, creating an intense rush, often followed by a feeling of light-headedness. Often used at raves, and in dancehalls/discos. Very popular with gay men, to increase the intensity of the orgasm. Amyl or Butyl nitrate used in conjunction with drugs intended to correct erectile dysfunction (e.g., Viagra) is potentially fatal.

Amyl nitrate by inhalation (in appropriate quantities, and administered by a physician) acts as an antidote for cyanide poisoning, by causing the body to produce methemoglobin which combines with the cyanide to form nontoxic cyanmethemoglobin.

Man, no way was I gonna toke on that weed - Joey soaked it in locker room.

locker room by Rod Brock August 1, 2006

locker tetris 

The act of having arrange and position many items in a locker or other small spaces in order to get the door of said small space to close. Usually the result of disorganization

Teacher: Jimmy why are you late?
Jimmy: I'm sorry, I had to spend 20 minutes playing locker tetris
Teacher: Ah, I see. Well, go to your seat then

locker tetris by TetrisFreak May 4, 2011

locker ho 

A girl who stands in a locker waiting for people to walk past and put their junk in a hole in the locker

Dude, I was up on the 4th floor, locker ho is on duty!

locker ho by MCompany November 12, 2011

locker room soup 

A toilet that has been used multiple times but never flushed while cooking in a heated locker room for the entire summer. The stench is so foul that you may wonder when will Satan claim your soul.

It is worse than breathing in mustard gas or the odor that comes from the loins of a thousand corpses.

"Dude, did you add more shit to the locker room soup?"

"I want to take a dump but I'm afraid of the locker room soup overflowing the bowl."

"Locker room soup is delicious!"

locker room soup by HowToMakeLockerRoomSoup January 5, 2014

Locker Fap 

The act of masturbating in a locker of anykind (P.E, School, Gym, Etc.) It is done by putting your genitalia in your locker and masturbating with majorly attracting a disgusted crowd. It is usually done with a third party tool such as a dildo or a pocket pussy. Or you can go old school with lube and your dominant hand.

*from afar*
Matt: Why is Griffin so close to his locker? It looks like he's trying to pick up a heavy textbook.
Gavin: He's pulling a locker fap.
Matt: I thought he was just making funny faces because he's dicking around.

Locker Fap by LandsharkWolfbane January 22, 2013

Locker room orgy 

an orgy in a locker room that cheerleaders throw for football players when they win a ball game.

I'm glad I play football the cheerleaders had a locker room orgy.

Locker room orgy by Deep blue 2012 November 2, 2009