Scout Leader 

A position of responsibility taken up by an irresponsible adult who has failed miserably in life. These adults long for power over others; but due to serious lack hygine and social skills have been denied this power in both their married and working life. Many people resort to the "Scout Leader" therapy to satisfy their power craving frenzy, as this deluded position of responsibility makes them feel valued.

Guy 1: who's that morbidly obese women, licking chewing gum off the bottom of a hobos shoe, whilst her husband tries to distract her with a Tennis ball.

Guy 2: That's Susan, she's my Scout leader.

Scout Leader by epf17 August 19, 2012

swag leader 

A person that got everybody swagging.

That boy a swag leader he got everybody swagging.

swag leader by Chitown99 May 1, 2010

SQUAD LEADER 

A name given to someone so awesome, they use special ops communication in day-to-day life.

Brad: "Hey Matt!"
Matt: "THIS IS SQUAD LEADER TO BRAVO SQUAD, OVER."

Brad: "Dude, I farted so bad."
Matt: "SHOTS FIRED, NEED BACKUP."

SQUAD LEADER by ZUUUUUULE December 25, 2008

Section Leader 

An ASDA employee of significantly reduced intellectual capacity, paid a pittance to serve as a manager's dogsbody. Proficient in cock-sucking, incompetent in every aspect of retail management.
Synonyms; Section Womble, Cock Womble, Section Retard, Cretin.

I applied for the Section Leader position but they rejected me because I spelled Section Leader correctly.

Section Leader by BalthazarFishwick March 12, 2017

Scout Leader 

A gay version of a female Cougar. A man that likes other "men" a lot younger than them.

Can't believe that boy is hooking up with that Scout Leader.

Scout Leader by Sergey Says March 26, 2020

saying the joke but louder 

amy schumer

"whale noises" -Whale
"whale noise" -Amy schumer
whale: yo wtf amy youre just saying the joke but louder

saying the joke but louder by ChristofferSbeveMan November 4, 2019

Supreme Leader 

The one that rules all of the land. She doesn’t care what other people think and if they say something that is mean then she will have the royal punisher/ executer end them. She has an army of knights and a head night. She also has an assistant that gives her advice. She is in charge of knighting all of the army and does not have to listen to anyone else because SHE IS BETTER THAN THEM AND KNOWS BETTER THAN EVERYONE ELSE THAT HAS EVER LIVES INT THE PLANET!!! If someone disagrees with her she doesn’t care because she knows she is higher ranked than them. She currently has her own national anthem. She is small but feisty and funny. You shouldn’t tick her off because it’s never a good idea to provoke a short person. She’s plays the trumpet and is not afraid to go for what she wants.

Guy 1: Bro imma sneak into that house and steal sum cash broski
Guy 2: Nah don’t even try bro the Supreme Leader lives there she’ll murder u!!!

Guy 1: I’m so much better than the Supreme Leader, the one who rules over all and takes control of your memories who is short and I’m taller than her so that automatically makes me better lol imao dab fidget spinner

Supreme Leader: kill him

Supreme Leader by Tessa2021 May 26, 2019