Tänd inte lampor med tändstickor

"A Swedish saying that simply means not to use ineffective or inproper methods to solve a problem. For example; a student uses a hammer to cut wood in half." -Brevqvist

A: Why doesn't it work?
B: Tänd inte lampor med tändstickor am I right? You are using the wrong tool dear.

by Svearikes Bok Av Uttryck November 1, 2023

lampoon

A satirical piece of writing which ridicules someone or something.

Some of the most funny writings are lampoons which make fun of people.

by D-Vo February 4, 2006

National Lampoon

Humor magazine off shoot of Harvard Lampoon first appeared in April 1970. Petered out in 1975 after many writers left for Saturday Night Live

National Lampoon is a silly magazine who's prime was in 1970-1975
Harvard Lampoon

by DuaneRichardson420 March 22, 2010

lmaocakes

Lmaocakes are the primary diet of Johnny Xtreme. That and beer. He can often be seen jet skiing on crocodiles and fighting snakes on jetpacks while enjoying his favorite food. He loves them so much due to the lethality of lmaocakes to everyone else. Johnny Xtreme is so god damn extreme that the lmaocakes have no effect on him so he can go on with his ownage on the phonage and rockage of my sockage.

Boy: Look! Its Johnny Xtreme fighting the sharkosaurus while eating his signature lmaocakes. I fucking love tht guy.

Another Boy: Ya he's fucking sick. <3's

Johnny Xtreme: EXTREME AND TO THE MAX BITCHES!

by Lokstir May 1, 2007

LMAOACTWLWGAA

It’s an abbreviation that stands for:
Laughing My Ass Off Alabama Cause They Won’t Let Women Get An Abortion

Jeremy*textin*:says something funny

Karen*textin back cause she doesn’t ghost her friends: LMAOACTWLWGAA that was so funny!

Jeremy:what?

Karen: wdym what Jeremy? ARE YOU PRO LIFE??

by ROWANTHEBOATTOHELL July 17, 2019

Maurice-Lapointe

A shit hole of a school,full of skanks who bounce around from one guy to another, guys who sings country music and lit will suck any teachers dick to get a good grade

What school do you go to?
Maurice-lapointe
Ewww that sucks

by Iammdjrje August 21, 2017

LMAOATWTTB

Acronym for "Laugh my ass off all the way to the bank".
Used when something is cruel, funny and extremely profitable.

Head of Enron: Hey, I fucked over thousands of Enron employees with various fraud and I'm still a rich bastard.
Guy: LMAO
Head of Enron: Yeah, LMAOATWTTB.

by Josh_The_Misanthrope December 28, 2005