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Lightsaber Battle

When two guys put on glow in the dark condoms and hit smack their dicks against each other's dicks until one is sliced off, ultimately resulting in wining the heart of a lady
I won a lightsaber battle with joe last night and now Taylor Swift is my girlfriend
by anonymous October 31, 2020
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lightsaber

lightsaber means dick. its mostly used in yaoi and shit like that
person 1: do you read bj alex
person 2: lightsaber
person 1: 🤯🤯🤯🤯🚣 ♀️🚣 ♀️
by levi's lightsaber January 29, 2021
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Lightsaber

A elegant weapon for a more civilized age. Wielded by powerful foes, lightsabers are very power, and skillful weapons. They are used mainly by Jedi knights and other force sensitive beings. Lights can cut through nearly anything. Lightsabers require a kyber crystal to activate, beings wishing to build a laser sword must sought out these crystals. There are many lightsaber types; single blade, double blade, crossguard, etc.
“Your lightsabers will be a fine addition to my collection.” -General Grevious
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yellow lightsaber

The act of pissing outside during the winter months and it freezing mid stream
Man it was so cold last night, I took a piss and instead I got a yellow lightsaber
by hollahollagetdolla420 October 21, 2015
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Lightsaber battle of doom

When two males put colored condoms on their penis's and proceed using them as "swords" or "lightsabers" and battling one another to the death, or until ejaculation occurs.
by Marksman000048 June 14, 2010
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A sexual act that in order to achieve you must have large volumes of Jager. It involves three men, the third enters about 7 to 15 minutes in, it is a standing 69 and when both men are about to climax the dominate one yells jagerbomb and pile drives the other to the ground. Then the third man watches and takes in depth notes. You must be wearing glow in the dark condoms.
Twatwaffler: you wanna Baby Beav aka "The Lightsaber" tonight?
Turdburgler: yea sure sexy ;)
by Phil Garrido November 20, 2009
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lightsaver

before sex, a guy covers his dick in the liquid from a broken glow stick, making it look light a lightsaver. this method is good for dark places.
it's dark here, i think you should get out you lightsaver ;)
by macaroniii October 2, 2010
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