Licker-License

If you've got a Licker-License, you are a male or female that eats pussy well, and/or just love eating pussy.

from the movie Trainning Day:
Ethan Hawke and Denzel talk about Ethan's x partner...

Denzel: does she have a Licker-License?

Ethan Hawke: huh? a what?

Denzel: does she eat pussy, is she a dyke?

by TimeLock April 29, 2004

driver's license

A redneck's dream card. Allows them to legally drive.

Patty and Selma: You'll get your license in the mail within 2 weeks.
Cletus: Hot damn! No more sittin' in the dirt at the drive-in!

by 0niTTRay December 27, 2003

nigga license

A white person who is down enough to say nigga without offending black people has a nigga license.

White person: "Nigga please"
Black person #1 (offended): "What did you say?"
Black person #2: "It's cool, whitey's earned his nigga license"

by Max in RI June 17, 2006

license to steal

A law degree coupled with a passing score on the state bar exam.

Congratulations Mr. Ferndock...5th time was a charm, you passed the bar exam...you got a license to steal.

by harry flashman July 9, 2003

license

A human right or privilege, that was stolen by the government or surrendered to the government out of fear or compulsion, and then has been sold back to the bearer.

Human beings possess a God-given right to travel, hunt, fish, or establish a business, but, to operate a motor vehicle, shoot deer, attempt to catch a trout, or set up a coffee shop, the law requires a license.

by n8bar March 24, 2017

bed license

The strip of pubic that grows from the belly button to the genitals. When grown out fully it is said that one can have sex for the first time.

I'm 13 and already got my bed license now I can finally have sex with my girlfriend.

by Absurd whale December 15, 2016

Tijuana License Plate

Tattoo right above the ass crack. On older Women you can additionally add a joke about the "Tags" being out of date.

Dude, you catch that? That chick had an excellent Tijuana License Plate!

by HowieD December 23, 2007