LEIF

A decent dude that will go out of his way to help friends and family, can be very talkative at times, very friendly, dependable when drunk, generally reliable, negotiates everything, enjoys sharing new experiences with friends, generally a good friend and a decent cook.

That dude looks as healthy as a Leif..
Looks like you need a Leif in your life.

by SAVAGELEIF November 23, 2021

Leifs massive dick

A massive dick bigger then earth

DAMMMM YOUR DICK IS AS BIG AS LEIFS MASSIVE DICK

by leifs massive dick February 18, 2025

Leif Martin

Smort

Leif martin is so smort

by Handle Cant blank... June 22, 2022

leif

the nicest person in the world. rlly hot and nice and funny

"omg ur so funny and hot! ur so leif!"

by slako gruntapalli February 11, 2022

Leif

Hi Leif. You'll probably never see this, but a part of me hopes one day you might. If I could say everything, I promise I would. There's so much I never said. It's been almost a month now, and I still can't get you off my mind. I hope you know it wasn't your fault, you've always been perfect. I wish I stayed now. But if you knew why I left, you wouldn't want me to come back. I don't even know if you want me to now. I wish I would've said something, anything rather than just leaving. I'm sorry we never got to say goodbye. You were my first love, and you'll always be my favorite. I hope you get everything you ever wanted in life. Je'taime beacoup. I love you always. Goodbye my love <3

ps. i got to keep the dog :)

love u leif

by acrosstheocean January 29, 2025

Leif

Annoying. Most of the time he’s loud and obnoxiously arrogant. Like the adjective “Leif” suggests, he often wants to smoke and drink. Seems like he’d belong in a frat house, only he has no friends to be with. Hypocrite. Will tell you it’s not ok to swear, then drop 5 swears in 10 seconds. Teachers are always on his side.

Dude 1 “Dude, wanna go to the party tonight?”
Dude 2 “Sure bro, I’ll meet you there.”

Leif “what party? I’ll be alerting the teachers of this suspicious activity.”

by DemonGamer January 6, 2023

Leif

Only persons with great d**ks have that name. On Partys they drink the most and they know how to make party. Girls like boys with this name and love there charme. It is a Scandinavian name. Those boys are realy funny.

Wey Leif , start the tornado. Leif unline the horses.

by Maxherzberg68 November 22, 2021