Leif Martin

Smort

Leif martin is so smort

by Handle Cant blank... June 22, 2022

Leifs massive dick

A massive dick bigger then earth

DAMMMM YOUR DICK IS AS BIG AS LEIFS MASSIVE DICK

by leifs massive dick February 18, 2025

Leif Hill

An adjective to describe a cute chinese man, who is particularly hungry after lunch.

"hey can i have some of that"
"no Leif Hill. you cannot."

by nala2121 December 9, 2024

LEIF

A decent dude that will go out of his way to help friends and family, can be very talkative at times, very friendly, dependable when drunk, generally reliable, negotiates everything, enjoys sharing new experiences with friends, generally a good friend and a decent cook.

That dude looks as healthy as a Leif..
Looks like you need a Leif in your life.

by SAVAGELEIF November 23, 2021

leife

To live in the way of the Knut-Leif, a local legend in Norway

Aren't you a leifer?
I've been a leifer all my life.

by Leiferen April 4, 2024

Leif

A tall soy boy with hairy nipples and legs that fat women envy.

Leif, please don’t stand that close to me.

by leifspc August 1, 2021

Leif

Only persons with great d**ks have that name. On Partys they drink the most and they know how to make party. Girls like boys with this name and love there charme. It is a Scandinavian name. Those boys are realy funny.

Wey Leif , start the tornado. Leif unline the horses.

by Maxherzberg68 November 22, 2021