Legal Pedophile

A person in his late 20's or older who is dating a minor aged 16-18 years old.

- "Can you believe that Dave is dating a 16 year old... what a sick bastard."
- "Well, it's still over the age of consent, he's not breaking any laws..."
- "Still fucked up, he's a legal pedophile... but hey, better that than an 18-year old dating a fucking 100-year old..."

by DruggedBabyPenguin November 26, 2020

legal beagle

A rules hound or rules lawyer. A stickler for the rules and always on the hunt for violations.

Don't play Mao with Mark, he's a legal beagle!

by Mark Carthage July 11, 2008

barely legal

1) The age at which a girl is just old enough to have sex without getting the older man in trouble with the law.

2) A very fine pornographic magazine depicting teenage girls.

1) Jimmy: Hey Johnny, how old is your girlfriend? She looks really young.
Johnny: She just turned 18!
Jimmy: You lucky dog, she's barely legal!

2) I looked at the naked pictures in the latest issue of Barely Legal.

by RexGibson December 14, 2003

bali legal

the age of a girl that would otherwise be underage in your country of origin but in the travel destination is considered "legal"

she looks well young but dont worry over here that shit is bali legal

by the_bali_legal_travelersx February 2, 2011

legalize freedom

A catch phrase used by Ron Paul supporters to emphasize the restricting of constitutional rights by the US Government and promote his strict pro-constitutional stance.

I'm sick of being tortured and spied upon, why won't someone legalize freedom already?

by jb2334563356365365 February 4, 2008

legal joint

A cocktail made famous by Brathaus on the campus of Bowling Green State University. It consist of 1oz amaretto, rum, and vodka topped off with orange juice. Usually ordered in batches of 10, and chugged by the users.

Wow, did you see Scott chug seven legal joints last night?

Yeah, he almost died.

by We are massive November 23, 2021

barely legal

Adjective.

1) A person is only just above (by a matter of days to months) the legal age of consent.
2) A person featured in pronography is only just above (by a matter of days to months) the minimum age to legally appear in pornography.
3) A pornographic magazine in the USA. Also, a movie, TV series, album, movie etc.

1) "How old was that <dude/chick>? 18 and barely legal!"
2) "Hot barely legal <boys/girls> online now!"
3) "Barely Legal sux. I prefer the ladies."

by TrajeAUS August 19, 2009