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louisiana leftovers

When you shit in a girl's vagina and then wrap saran wrap around it very tightly. After three weeks you take the saran wrap off and eat the girl out.
"Have you ever tried mung?"

"Dude, that's nothing in comparison to louisiana leftovers."
by My nigga bovice! March 14, 2008
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leftovers

Someone who gets the rest of a guy after someone else has finished.

Usually done by ugly people who can't find their own partners.
Sarah was rejected by every guy that her prettier friend had so she decided to go after the one ugly one and get her "leftovers".
by hshsj March 30, 2009
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swedish leafblower

A particularly painful sexual position involving any form of cider although traditionally pear kopparberg. Inserted, anally, position is generally performed from behind. Some people like to use a shoe horn to give leverage to the sphincter. Research suggests the practise began in ancient ireland, using guinness and a funnel made from sheepskin. Whilst traditionally favored by Catholic priests, in recent years the practise has become a cult phenomenon. More recently, the addition of ice cubes inserted analy prior to the cider has proven to be very popular in canada and other northern countries. Once the can has naturally made its way back out, the battery powered pump then has it blow and suck functions used alternatively until the anus returns to its regular size. The process is the repeated.
Placing an open can of cider up the rectum followed by a small working pump alternately used to blow, then suck until anus returns to normal. Repeat. This is the Swedish leafblower
by r1ck roll June 14, 2014
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Louisiana leftover

A Louisiana leftover is when someone takes a crap inside a woman's vagina, puts saran rap over it and lets it ferment for a few months. They then proceed to eat the turd that was festering inside her.
by 8=====>---- February 7, 2009
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leftover

The ugly friend of the hot girl. The one 97 percent of dudes wouldnt even consider hooking up with, but, 2 percent are glad any female with a twat between her legs will even look at them so they abide.

The 2 percent who would either don't admit to sleeping with her or are butt ugly dudes rejected by the hot one first.
D: Damn, I wanted to go to Prom with Amy and she rejected me BUT her ugly friend wants me. Why am i always stuck with the leftovers?

Bob: Cause you're destined to having the leftovers, you should have never tried to get with the hot one anyway, dude, look at you.
by lsksjjrr June 30, 2010
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Swedish Leftovers

During a blow job, the male sticks his dick so far in the chick's throat she vomits.
I was getting a bj the other day and ended up going in too far and ended up getting Swedish Leftovers.
by Wønderbread January 24, 2010
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Leftover

1. A liberal who still tries to stop the 2016 election, currently building a time machine with hot pocket boxes in between watching The View and slashing major feelings with his keyboard seal team qwerty skills.

2. A liberal who can't get over the 2016 election.
"Hey Karen, I can't believe Trump is president. Our whole country is going to crash immediately." "That was years ago, Sara. Quit being a leftover."

Ron spends 37 hours a week in his mom's basement wearing a vagina hat and watching Young Turks from 2016 like a leftover.
by Dr. Dick Wiggle January 29, 2019
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