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LAZARRING

THE ACT OF TAKING A DUMP AND CREATING A VAPOR TRAIL THAT IT KILLS EVERYTHING IN IT'S PATH.
DESPITE USING POO-POURRI, I ENDED UP LAZARRING THE WHOLE OFFICE
by CHASTOLD September 12, 2025
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Lazar-like

To do or say something EXTREMELY fuckin dumb or annoying
John - "I'm gOwOnna stab yUwUo~"

Tim - "God you sound so Lazar-like right now."
by SadFemboy February 6, 2025
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Lazar

A person with a dick sharper than a Turkish blade and as big and fat as your mom. Legends say he is a god himself, as he divided the land and the oceans just by dragging his massive balls around the earth. He is a virtuous demi god with enormus charisma and aesthetics.
Here comes Lazar!
All pray to the mighty Lazar!
by The Yebately November 21, 2021
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Lazar

A man with the fattest cock anyone has ever seen he's so hot he can get any girl he wants... even all the men envy lazar, lazar is known for stealing many women from these men creating enemies but no matter what lazar is the strongest out of everyone there and the toughest in his friend group... you would love to get with lazar and his monstrous cock
man: "ahhh i want to be friends with lazar so bad, but he had sex with my ex"
girl: " omfg lazar is so hot you can see his cock bulging through his pants
by niggerdigger201204012 November 21, 2021
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Lazar Beam

Fresh: Hi
Lazar Beam: YEET!
by anonymous November 28, 2021
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