The grimiest, most obnoxious human being alive (if you can even call her a human after the scum that she's covered in) The biggest dirtiest fucking slut in your high school. keep your boyfriends pretty far away from a Lauryn because, you never know where they're going to pop out of... also, you're never expecting them to come by, they just rolled up when least expected because there not getting anymore penis from anyone else so just know your a last resort. If you ever date a Lauryn, they will probably make you hangout with the next guy they're going to fuck after you guys are done and when you guys break up, she will probably sleep with him within 3 to 4 days after it happens. this bitch needs attention from every living person with a penis (probably vagina too, we'll keep you updated) cause she's a horny homewrecking slut who does not give a shit about anyone. P.S always keep extra condoms because she likes to steal them from past guys. (whore) Beats me how she isn't pregnant with about 8 different guys babies yet.
OMG did you see Lauryn at the party last night?? Ya! she dumped her boyfriend and fucked 2 other guys in the same night, she needs to learn some self control.
by shalomers_pussybitch November 18, 2019
a small, annoying little girl typically with a large nose, similar to Pinocchio, and finds it hard to keep it out of other people’s business. anyone who knows Lauryn knows that she is fake and would shag anything with a pulse.
“Did you see Lauryn today?”
“Yeah, it’s hard to not see her with that obnoxiously large nose of hers.”
“Yeah, it’s hard to not see her with that obnoxiously large nose of hers.”
by anonymousgirl56 January 08, 2018
by Aajjhh November 27, 2021
The kind of person who is a total mouse when you first meet her. Will not stop apologising and is in a constant state of fear. Stubborn and can't stand to lose. Although Lauryn has some good taste, it is buried underneath a plethora of bad choices in general pop culture. Has a really weird fascination with sink food.
by Dirk Diggler1990 March 14, 2022
A really hot funny smart girl.She will blow your socks off with how beautiful she is and is the most amazing girl on the planet.If you ever met a Lauryn ,you will not stop thinking about her.If you misspell her name or tell any of her secrets,She will literally roundhouse kick you in the jaw.If she gets mad at you R U N.Anyway if you dont end up falling in love with a Lauryn you know, you will at least be her freind.
by its ma a meeeerio November 16, 2019
That Lauryn is a weirdo
by Sjdntndndcn December 10, 2018
a very amazing and awesome and cool person who you can spot from a mile away. they also like the word balls
by bagsofballs June 25, 2021