failure to launch

A person who goes to college and loves it so much that they find themselves unable to return to the real world, and remain living at or around their college forever.

"Oh he's cute I wonder what year he is"
"Oh that's Garrett, he graduated like 6 years ago"
"What! I had no idea he was a failure to launch"
"Yeah I guess he just wasn't ready for the harsh reality of the world outside Example University."

by groñi July 31, 2012

penis launcher

A propollsion device which expells an actual penis from the circular, hollow interior. Ammunition is, in fact actual penis's, however they are grown in the ground instead of being dismembered from male humanoids. The first documented record of its use was by the Greek historian Plato, who described how an outnumbered Arabian tribe was able to defeat a Greek phalanx of approximately 250 men, by using primitive forms of what is now known as the Penis Launcher. Penis's are occasionally set ablaze before being fired in order to potentially cause more damage to the unfortunate victim(s).

Greg: Hey, whats the deal with Danny? I heard he's been in the hospital for a week or so now.

Franky: The kid got effin' Penis Launched right in his eye. He was on the subway and some guy just goes bananas and pulls out this home-made Penis Launcher with automatic fire and just unloads. Put 12 people in the hospital. Danny's been slipping in and out of consciousness for a few days now, but the doctors say he should be straight in like a month or so.

Greg: Damn, I never thought this shit could happen to someone I knew personally. You hear about this shit happening all the time on the news, but you never think it's something you will ever have to deal with. Really puts things into perspective, doesn't it....

by Alex Ausenbaugh February 10, 2007

Launchpad McQuack

A song by Sex Bob-omb, an indie rock band consisting of Stephen Stills, Kim Pine and Scott Pilgrim. Not the actual name of the song.

Scott: Okay, let's start with Launchpad McQuack!
Stephen: That's not the actual title of the song-

by KrizzyKid September 4, 2013

Lunchy

1. stupid; dull-witted.
2. carefree or irresponsible.
3. Mentally incompetent.

From the idiom out to lunch.

" I knew the kid was lunchy but not this fucking lunchy!"

by Gregorys Pecker January 17, 2009

launch all vipers

Quite possibly the most badass thing anyone could ever say. Originates from Battlestar Galactica, where the fighters are named "Vipers."

Dee: "Incoming Cylon Raiders."
Admiral Adama: "Launch All Vipers."

by PeaTearGriffin March 10, 2006

launch a submarine

To expel a large fecal mass into a toilet bowl filled with water. To take a dump.

Excuse me guys, I gotta go launch a submarine.

by stainedpants October 13, 2005

Launch Chicken

A game often played by sub-contractors in the aerospace industry who are working on intricate, time critical and interdependent parts of a significant development programme. Despite knowing they are unable to meet a delivery date they do not declare this knowledge to the customer in the hope that another sub-contractor is experiencing similar problems and will announce their own delay first, thus allowing them to push back their delivery whilst avoiding potential contractual penalties for a delay in schedule.

"I know we cannot possibly deliver our satellite for Q3 next year, but trust me, if we play launch chicken with the other sub-contractors one of them will crack before we do and delay the programme."

by Outmarsat July 16, 2018