Switch my lasagna around

Masturbate.

Hey, I'll be right back, I need to switch my lasagna around.

by Onehundredpercentvanilla March 29, 2022

Lasagna

One of Garfield's favorite foods to eat.

Garfield always eats lasagna before it can cool

by claustrophobic chicken February 6, 2005

Lasagna

A sorta of farewell used when "Goodbye" isn't enough

"See you tomorrow, dude!"
"A-sta-lasagna!"

by Big Dick Damien January 21, 2018

Lasagna Bowl

When you alternate layers of dank marijuana and tons of keef in a single bowl or bong of your choosing.

"hey ,take a hit of this Lasagna bowl" "Damn this Lasagna bowl got me really high"

by onefortysix November 3, 2015

Foul lasagna

Trying to cover your bullshit by another layer of bullshit, thus creating a foul lasagna.

Jimmy is making a foul lasagna again; when I confronted him about his lie on fucking your sister, he tried to bullshit me saying that he thought he was fucking my mom.

by FagShit March 31, 2009

butt lasagna

it's when you eat nothing but spicy italian food for a month and then shit in alternating layers of diarrhea, different consistency and colored layers of poop.

holy shit, who baked a butt lasagna!?

by thenightrydah April 8, 2011

Lasagna poop

When you take a poop, stand up, wipe, then realize you still have to poop, poop again and repeat. Same techniqe as making our favorite Italian dish.

My lasagna poop clogged your moms toilet

by Doggnutta July 22, 2012