Lapping

Describes the state of mind when high or stoned;
the feeling you get when you are high, where it feels like you are repeating things. Originating in Eastern Missouri and is still a rare word to hear.

11:14:50)I was lapping last night, and now I don't even know what I did last night, do you remember...

11:15:10)I was lapping last night, and now....dude did I just say this??

by Matt_T_Brown June 24, 2008

lasing

Studying or performing a task with extreme focus or concentration.

Get out of my room, dude! I'm lasing for this exam!

by wyuen April 29, 2008

Cunt Lapping

To lick the female genitals as a dog would lap up water from a bowl.

"I was cunt lapping last night, and it took my bird so long to cum, I had face ache for a full hour!"
"No shit?!"
"For real."
"Damn."

by Sisi786 August 21, 2013

Lasping

A point in uncontrolable laughter when the person laughing is unable to obtain a breath and a gasp sound is created while continuing laughing.

Kevin stop lasping! You are going to die if you don't!

by PAKush July 10, 2010

Larsing

To be extremely small but compensate with the amount of hair you have.

Dave: wow john you are looking very larsing today

by a fan of Harry Potter May 17, 2017

Lasping

Lasping is an emotional reaction to hearing a really repulsively rude joke, to the point where you gasp out loud with laughter. In disbelief somebody could think up something so sickening, inhumane, brutal or down right fucked up.

Guy 1 "Hey man, wanna hear a joke"

Guy 2 "sure thing mate"
Guy 1 "what's the difference between Jews and a pizza"
Guy 2 "what"

Guy 1 "the pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven"
Guy 2 "gasps with shock and the slightest bit of laughter"
Guy 2 "fuck that was dark dude, had me lasping"

by Trippyhippystuff April 20, 2022

Clam lapping

Eating snatch, rugmunching, giving oral pleasure to a woman.

Johnny loves clam lapping. He's happiest when he's snout deep in fresh snatch.

by Craig in the Hat February 20, 2011