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green lantern

When you mix mountain dew with jack daniels thus producing a green beverage
Dude I'm getting so buzzed off this green lantern
by someone_already_took_my_name September 22, 2010
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green lantern

When a girl is sucking your cock and she gags causing boogers to come out of her nose you lick them off her face and spit it on her tits.
Tj and Robert totally gave Bes a Green Lantern last night!
by Cardiac kid July 18, 2016
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Fox Lantern

When a fox swallows a lantern.
Guy#1: Wow that's a fox lantern!

Guy#2: Go take your lantern back I dare you
by BuddyMaddie March 31, 2022
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golden lantern

The act of deficating on another person, usually for sexual gratification, or as a way of humiliation. Less common but more gratifying than a Golden Shower, where, one person urinates on another.
I love when my boyfriend gives me a golden lantern!
by Poo mo July 11, 2017
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Wanker’s lantern

When someone always uses their phone to win an argument and who can never be wrong
Once again, this wanker is using their wanker’s lantern to win this argument
by Tom fiddle March 16, 2019
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blue lantern

A blue lantern is like a green lantern but instead of being powered by will they are powered by hope.
Blue lanterns are better than green lanterns!
by The epic ore January 2, 2018
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brooklyn lantern

When your girlfriend thinks you're going to fuck her doggie-style, but at the last second you shove it up her ass. Her eyes open so wide in shocking surprise that they light up the whole room.
The room was so dark I couldn't find my car keys, so I gave my wife a Brooklyn lantern. I found them.
by Gern Cranium July 28, 2014
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