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Lamont

Apparently a Scottish surname usually given to short white midgets who date people taller than them.

DISCLAIMER- It sounds suspiciously French but i assure you its Scottish
Look its ****** Lamont doesn't she have a boyfriend
Yeah hes got abs!
by Wilko;) August 23, 2019
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Lamont

Sexy ass nigga ready to fuck if you are. mister steel your girl and loves to party
Nikki: Lamont stole jacks girl last week
by @Ifuckedyourbitchfatmotherfuck December 8, 2021
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Lamont Coffee

lamont Coffee is the best boyfriend, fiance, husband you can ever find. He will listen to you. He will care for you. He will be there for you when you need him. He's the best man in your life. When I mean by "your" I also mean mines. <3.
by secreteadmire0923 March 12, 2022
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Lamont

One of the best niggas you will ever meet he has to be the funniest, most attractive, smartest, and weirdest nigga you'll will find if you know a lamont go ahead and give yourself away to him best he will have you anyway
Omg!! You know Lamont!!
by Lunar_underworld March 12, 2024
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Lamont

very very very very owl who is wet and also very owl
'That owl is Lamont!'
by syrupninja25 April 6, 2022
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lucas lamont

A fat mother fucked who makes the worst first impression imaginable, although is pretty smart does not put in the work what so ever and because of that reason under achieves in everything he does, hasn't one a single thing in his entire life and has spent his whole entire life eating and playing xbox, is really really ugly and is a disappointment to his family as he procrastinates in everything, even things he wants to do.
oh god i’m turning into a lucas lamont
by ohmymymymy November 7, 2019
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Lamont

a gay ass nigga with a big body and 1 inch sized dick
Oh my god! His dick is a shrimp he must be a Lamont!
by lolgetrektbyanigga December 20, 2021
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