Apparently a Scottish surname usually given to short white midgets who date people taller than them.
DISCLAIMER- It sounds suspiciously French but i assure you its Scottish
DISCLAIMER- It sounds suspiciously French but i assure you its Scottish
by Wilko;) August 23, 2019

by @Ifuckedyourbitchfatmotherfuck December 8, 2021

lamont Coffee is the best boyfriend, fiance, husband you can ever find. He will listen to you. He will care for you. He will be there for you when you need him. He's the best man in your life. When I mean by "your" I also mean mines. <3.
by secreteadmire0923 March 12, 2022

One of the best niggas you will ever meet he has to be the funniest, most attractive, smartest, and weirdest nigga you'll will find if you know a lamont go ahead and give yourself away to him best he will have you anyway
by Lunar_underworld March 12, 2024

'That owl is Lamont!'
by syrupninja25 April 6, 2022

A fat mother fucked who makes the worst first impression imaginable, although is pretty smart does not put in the work what so ever and because of that reason under achieves in everything he does, hasn't one a single thing in his entire life and has spent his whole entire life eating and playing xbox, is really really ugly and is a disappointment to his family as he procrastinates in everything, even things he wants to do.
by ohmymymymy November 7, 2019

by lolgetrektbyanigga December 20, 2021
