lamfisha

N. The theory that if you walk between two llamas while holding a dead fish, the fish will reincarnate into another llama, which will forever be known as the offspring of the two llamas.

A: Omg i'm holding a dead fish!
B: Go find two llamas and fulfill the lamfisha!

by ZachYJack February 8, 2008

Louisiana Lampshade

The "Louisiana Lampshade" is basically an RTFBG but while she is gargling your balls, you take a dump on her eyes and face.

Dude, Dude i hooked up last nite with this chick who was a real freak. She wanted me to give her a Louisiana Lampshade, so i got the hell out of there...

by JIVO March 8, 2008

Lampshade Massacre

The act of a male placing a lampshade over the head of a female companion, then continuing to cut a fair sized hole in the lampshade about the size of the female mouth then pursuing to Fellatio.

Dat bitch Katrina done acted a foo so i slapped a shade on her face we had us a lampshade massacre.

by Ben Mueller August 6, 2006

Laisha

Laisha is a bitch, and she will fuck you up no doubt 😗

Laisha is a bad bitch.

by Bitchhoebitch February 28, 2019

Lampshade Lassie

A female who has a nice body, but the face of a Tijuana rat dog. Not able to look at her face, but still wanting to go rib deep on the gal, you take a lamp shade and place it atop her head, like a vet does to an wounded dog. Thus, giving her the Lampshade Lassie.

"We were all down at the bar, and this really annoying bitch with a face like Beaker from the Muppets, kept busting our balls all night. Problem is, she’s got a pretty sweet body. So we took her upstairs and all had a go at her, each one of us gave her a Lampshade Lassie from behind."

Tim - "Whoa look at that chicks ass...unreal."

Dave - "Nah buddy, she's not what you expect, wait until she turns around."

Tim - "Why, looks good to me."

Carl - "Full on Lampshade Lassie bro! I think she may have even starred in Vol. 1 of Lampshade Vixens"

by Tommy Tee November 8, 2006

Lampshade

Wearing an oversized t-shirt and short athletic shorts that are hidden by the shirt. This gives the girl a sillouette similar to that of a lampshade. (Usually worn by college girls, esp. sorority girls)

I wish these girls would actually try to look nice for class; lampshade is not a good look for anyone.

by zdk2013 September 3, 2014

lavish

Profuse, overabundance, much.

The lavish bloodspray painted the canvas of the bathroom floor.

by Larstait November 14, 2003