Shut Up your being a Lachlan
by Toast Addict December 4, 2019

Girl: Oh man look it’s Lachlan he mine
Girl 2: no we agreed on this he’s mine
Lachlan: hey girls
Girl 1 and 2 : ahhhhhhh
Girl 2: no we agreed on this he’s mine
Lachlan: hey girls
Girl 1 and 2 : ahhhhhhh
by A random baked bean February 13, 2018

A little cunt who has a dick smaller than the ant that lives in your backyard and looks like transvestite
by i am a weird person November 23, 2017

Lachlan is a pot head. He has anorexia and wants to be a fashion fuck. No style, no future and no friends.
by gordon bolognaise January 9, 2019

Usually a short boy with a small dick. This name is for the whitest of white boys and is usually used for kids with a shitty past and future.
by Mia Enh November 7, 2019

by chode smoker69 March 23, 2022

Lachlan is the type of person who is friendly and loyal to other people. He is the one kid who is positive and cheerful every single day. His happy attitude is what makes people have a good day. He is also the hard-working person who tries to get stuff done. However, as nice as he is, Lachlan is one person who you should not ever antagonise due to his sensitive nature. If provoked, he will be prone to very powerful outbursts that makes you wish that you never existed.
Person 1: Do you see this kid over here?
Person 2: Oh yes, that's Lachlan. He's a nice and happy kid who will have your back.
Person 1: What happens if someone provokes him?
Person 2: If you antagonise him in anyway, he'll make sure that you wished that you never existed. He has a large temper that terrifies people. So whatever you do, just be nice to him.
Person 2: Oh yes, that's Lachlan. He's a nice and happy kid who will have your back.
Person 1: What happens if someone provokes him?
Person 2: If you antagonise him in anyway, he'll make sure that you wished that you never existed. He has a large temper that terrifies people. So whatever you do, just be nice to him.
by ColonelSummers April 29, 2021
