incestuos fucking krauts

THe motherfucking bastards who get payed for our hard graft, who spend their own time shagging each other while doing fuck all and wondering what work is.

That big earred incestuos fucking kraut.
Also known as Prince charles

by SCOTTY May 14, 2003

Krank's Kraut & Pork Wieners

Krank's Kraut & Pork Wieners is an Ohio hot dog company started in early July, 2010 by Laine Keener and Taylor Krankowski as a means of making money after an expensive spring semester at Kent State University. They are famous for their "sub-sational doggy style" consisting of two foot long hot dogs, onions, relish, pork and beans, lettuce, tomatoes, Frank's Red Hot, maple syrup, mayonnaise and grey poupon on a white, wheat or rye sub bun.

Katie sure got some sub-sational doggy style today at Krank's Kraut & Pork Wieners. She was totally stuffed!

by Lainer Weener July 10, 2010

The Final Kraut Down Burger

As seen on Bob's Burgers: a special burger that comes with sauerkraut

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's The Final Kraut Down Burger, it's served with sauerkraut!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 16, 2018

Got Damn Stupid Mother Fucking Piece of Shit Lemon What Fuckin Kraut Designed This Shitbox

A mechanic's way of saying "I'm having trouble working on this car."

"Dan, how's the transmission on my BMW coming along?"
"Got Damn Stupid Mother Fucking Piece of Shit Lemon What Fuckin Kraut Designed This Shitbox"

by DeepFriedPedos December 7, 2020

Flipping kraut

(v.) to be in a state of aggressive agitation.

(1) After Missy kept dropping food between the crockpot and her plate, she moved from mild aggravation to flipping kraut.

(2) Dude, the customer was just sitting there yelling at me-- he was flipping kraut for almost 45 minutes until I gave in.

by Safety Bear December 8, 2009

Shizen kraut

Homemade Cabbage condiment. Cabbage that has been fermented in an arse cavity or persons bowel. Pickled preserved shit flavoured cabbage.

Would you like some shizen kraut with your meat and three vege.

by PJC71 March 27, 2019

Kraut

An abusive Term for a german Nazi, originating from WW2 and the believe that germans only ate "sauerkraut".

"We fought those damn Krauts in Bastogne!"

by paelz June 14, 2017