Kosher

A brand of pickles that has commonly been mistaken for a religion.

Wow...these Kosher pickles must have the highest point of connection to G-d.

by KosherBob January 4, 2021

Kosher Meats

Defined in DEUTERONOMY 14:3-21.

Orthodox Jews and Yahwists abstain from eating pork, lobster, shrimp, crab, clams, oyters and catfish as they are not kosher meats.

Beef, chicken, turkey, lamb and most fish are considered kosher.

by Mosheh N. EliYahu May 17, 2009

kosher

1) See "tight"
2) To be worthy of acceptance
3) good

1) That party was kosher
2) That new guy is pretty kosher
3) It's all kosher

by adizzle March 9, 2004

Liza koshy

A literal queen, who made a rise for fame as a vine star and now is a YouTube star. Recently broke up with her ex David dobrik but are still best friends. Now hosts the Nickelodeon show double dare

“Did you here about how Liza koshy just hit 14 million subscribers.”

by www.no.com June 17, 2018

kosher halal

its all good. Everything is fine and OK, or even better than OK.

its all kosher halal

by BobbyBlackManSchtein March 1, 2007

Kosher Touch

A kosher touch is when one person touches another in an area that would be considered clean and has no inappropriate implications.

A gentle caress of the inner thigh is NOT a kosher touch.

by BigBallaTG February 19, 2017

no-kosher

1. A situation or event that can be generally predicted as doomed to fail or to go horribly wrong.

2. A statement or other action by someone that is completely retarded or offensive to others.

1.
"We should try and jump off the roof into the pool."
"We aren't even drunk yet, this whole idea is no-kosher."

2.
"I can't believe that lard ass is taking so long to walk to her car."
"Dude it's no-kosher to talk about people like that."

by WaycoolJR729 April 26, 2010