Koalaing

the act of sitting backwards on the toilet seat and wrapping your arms around the cistern whilst taking a shit, just like a koala hugging a tree

phil is koalaing the shit out of that toilet.

by simon cowl June 05, 2011

Koalaing

The action of clinging on and attaching to an object very tightly with no intention of letting go

Man, she was koalaing me so hard last night i could not breathe..

by MolLip May 12, 2015

koala

A bear which isn't really a bear. Koala's are angry little creatures that will attack and bite you if they get angry enough. They are not cute and friendly.

The tourist went to pat the koala and it tried to bite his hand off.

by aqua bog March 08, 2003

Koala

According to the song ' Bird Walk ' by Soulja Boy

Koala is the newest form of being 'ill'

" Sup dis yo boy envy! KOALA! "

" Mayne dats koala "

by Mr. Koala November 14, 2008

Koalaing

To complain beyond reason. Any reference to;
Whining, Bitching, Complaining, Nagging, or PMS.

Hey, quit your koalaing!

by UIS May 27, 2007

koala

koalas are fucking stupid, they should be exterminated immediately. they are stupid because THEY DONT KNOW HOW TO FUCKING EAT FOOD THAT IS RIGHT IN FRONT OF THEM IF THEY ARE ON THE GROUND.

keira - ‘hey look at that koala’

sienna - ‘shoot the bastard’

by koalas are stupid November 07, 2020

koala

a sexually explicet girl who looks like a gay bear. a koala bear. :), her nickname is koala.

she likes to chew gum leaves, and her cheeks are huge.

emily: 'hey koala :) how was your weekend ?'
Koala (renee): "heey! it was good thanks!'

randoms: "hey koala!'
"sup koala'
'oh god theres a wild koala in the building'

-OR-

jacqui: 'oh, looks like koalas in a grumpy mood today'
renee (koala): /hits
emily: "koalas got her claws out!'
crysta: 'CRAZY KOALA! :D'

-OR-
blake: " OMG EMILY> THERES A KOALA NEXT TO YOU!'
emily : " oh my god. there is too!'
Renee (koala): "nnnnnooo :@ !'

by randelliot_x September 05, 2009