Little Know It All

I'm the kid that no one knows

I live a life I never chose

But these thoughts in my mind

Are my own, my own
I'm face to face with the unknown

My scary movie will be shown

I've got one evil mind

Of my own, of my own
We take from one another

And never stop to wonder

How it feels from the other side

Well nothing lasts forever

When stupid turns to clever

Why are you surprised?
Little know it all

Ten bucks in my hand

Little know it all

Don't cry I understand
I'm a target of the smart

They've got ambition I've got heart

Analysed and tagged

Before I start
So tell me

Who can I respect

I feel a leash around my neck

I find out there's shame

In the game
We take from one another

And never stop to wonder

How it feels from the other side

Well nothing lasts forever

When stupid turns to clever

Why are you surprised?
And I feel like

I'm caught outside the box

And I feel like

I'm sleeping when I'm not

We take from one another

And never stop to wonder

How it feels from the other side

Well nothing lasts forever

When stupid turns to clever

Why are you surprised?
Little know it all

Ten bucks in my hand

Little know it all

Don't cry I understand

Little know it all

Ten bucks in my hand

Don't cry I understand
You'll never know it all

by Death Menace March 2, 2023

We all know

Yeah, Amy. You do. You all know that I could frost donuts harder. BUT... Why would I want to? I don't want YOU to have to frost donuts. But you CLEARLY want me to have to sit here and frost donuts. Why? Because it makes your life easier. Not mine. I live in abject poverty, I was lied to about the availability of full time employment and turned down another offer to get it, and I have been (and this is ALSO something you all know) harassed here at the place. You also know where this is being sent and RATHER THAN... Telling me that... YOU are trying to keep me here. This is just incarceration except without a trial. Even Noah got a trail before they locked him up in a group home.

Hym "We all know that it is a waste of my time for me to even be here in the first place, Amy. Why even waste your own time trying to appeal to me? I'm at 0 right now. I'm either going to go down to -1 and it will be because I start stabbing indiscriminately until I am killed. OR I'm going to go up to 1 and THAT is only going to happen if I get the credit I deserve and am compensated for my extracurricular contribution to society. I don't really care either way. I mean I do love to stab... But I also like to be exalted as a hero... But I'm pretty ambivalent about it."

by Hym Iam February 28, 2025

We all know a

A phrase you say and put an insult and the person's name

We all know a retard named Alex
We all know a faggot named David or Dave
We all know a douchebag named Ryan
We all know a fag named Sean or Shawn
We all know a cunt named Chris
We all know a queer named joe

by Boogereater69 April 18, 2021

I’m all knowing

I already know

John’s selling gas for the low.

Response: I’m all knowing

by Quedor July 8, 2022

Know-it-all

A name given to a person that expresses basic common knowledge about a subject, by a person that doesn't know shit about fuck on said subject.

Me: Hey Edgar, maybe you should just check to see if the outlet is blown before you start taking apart the DJ's mixing board.
Edgar: Oh dang man, that actually worked! Quit being such a know-it-all, you're making me look bad.

by Methkateer December 22, 2023

super know it all

individual who knows more than everything way beyond the norm.

the super know it all always has more answers than you actually need.

by anonymous July 24, 2023

Bearded Know-It-All

A stereotypical social media commentator, usually with a beard, who likes to hear themselves speak as if they are an expert on a given subject, but their expertise might be questionable.

The bearded know-it-all gave me an unsolicited lesson on what he thought was the proper way to drink bourbon.

The bearded know-it-all mentioned on his podcast that birds are direct descendants of dinosaurs.

The bearded know-it-all argued that there is no difference between micro and macroeconomics.

by Rev Possum Jenkins July 16, 2025