Klaunch

An anal dwelling hideous creature that lurks in a shallow pool of menstrial chuncks. These ellusive creatures often reproduce with thier 4in CHODE.

Is their any good Klaunch hunting around here?

by Scroodie McCBoogerBalls June 7, 2011

klatznik

When things don’t go your way, kind of like “oh snap!” (From LoliRock)

Iris, Princess of... Oh klatznik.

by what’syourdamage October 5, 2018

Klausturfuck

When Icelandic (or any other nationality) members of parliament go to a pub, get drunk, let their inner asshole out and are recorded in the act.

That visit to the pub was a total Klausturfuck

by Djakninn December 1, 2018

Klaus Hargreeves

The best character in The Umbrella Academy. You know, the one that ate a bagel out of a dumpster so he could spend time with his brother. Yeah, that guy.

Person A " Who's your favorite character from The Umbrella Academy?"
Person B "Definitely Klaus Hargreeves, he is great and we must protect him."

by Frogs_Are_Bitches November 30, 2020

Klaussexual

When one feels sexual attraction towards Klaus Miakelson, regardless of their gender or sex

Omg look at Kelly, she's literally drooling over Klaus Miakelson's pictures on Pinterest. She must be Klaussexual

by Mia Grace January 12, 2021

bomba klaat

translated 'bottom cloth' derived from jamaican creole. Used as a cuss word or insult

Man's a bomba klaat trus

by Dre C April 8, 2006

Klaus Mikaelson

the most hottest fictional character alive

KLAUS MIKAELSON IS SO HOT I CANT.

by Klausmikaelsonhotasf April 8, 2021