Kirsten

A flat person.

She is totally Kirsten.

by ♪Dylan♪ June 25, 2019

kirstened

the action of one party, esp. an actor, dating another party under false pretenses followed by lying and saying that he/she got married in order to let the other party know the dating process has been concluded.

"Girrrrrllll, did you hear what happened to Maria?"
"No, what happened??"
"She was dating that actor guy and got straight KIRSTENED!!"
"DAAAAAMMMMNNN!!! That's fucked up."

by E-dizzub July 28, 2007

Kirsten

Kirsten is smart, wonderful and great at multitasking. She is open minded and great at knitting btw. Kirstens don't like to cook or clean but do what is necessary for their family. If you know or have a Kirsten in your life, keep her, she will be useful.

Kirsten is so good at doing three things at once OMG #Kirsten

by <Ummmm.> October 28, 2018

KirsTEN

Kirsten is the female version of a fuckboy. She wants the whole crew and she will get it. Watch your mans because she will come for him too. The only thing she can't catch is feelings.

Damn, Kirsten stole my man again.

by clumsyhoe April 18, 2020

Kirstened

The act of getting so drunk that you make the decision to let multiple random men penetrate you.

Girl 1: I don't remember what I did last night. I was so drunk.

Girl 2: How do you not remember getting Kirstened last night by those 5 guys from the bar?

Girl 1: Oh know, not again.

by bigbbbad2 November 13, 2011

Kirsten

A girl who holds in her farts until her farts turn into burps.

I’ve known Kirsten my whole life and she’s never farted but she burps constantly and they smell like shit.

by Annemarie6391 August 20, 2018

Kirsten

Some crazy bitch that is a great friend and loves to stick up for her friends by kicking the shit outta fat blonde bitches and biting then and "giving them hep C" when in all reality the whore already had it from her old druggie boyfriends. Kirsten is beautiful inside and out and has the best personality. She is a great person and anyone who meets her is the luckiest son of a bitch ever. She also has a thing for short chubby half japanese half mexican girls.

"Did you see kirsten kick that fat bitches ass?"

"Hi my name is kirsten and i love mexicans"

by pacotacoasianchick February 5, 2010