by The Man November 30, 2004
Get the Kibitz mug.The complete name of the game is Kirby 64: The Crystal Shards, but obviously nobody has time to say anything but Kirby 64.
Kirby 64 is a N64 game that asks the player to move Kirby through 7 worlds at 2 miles per hour. There is a very engaging power-mixing mechanic that grants kirby some cool abilities. However, as soon as you discover the light-saber/ninja star/fireworks/triple rockets, you will constantly be returning to the first 3 levels to acquire the ability you desire.
Eventually you will crawl your way to a boss called Miracle Matter, who has 5 bad abilities, 1 good ability, and 1 amazing ability (you know which one I'm talking about, the one that rhymes with "Shmelectric Shmazers").
Then, you must collect all of the crystal shards. This usually involves reaching the very end of a level using a terrible combo. If you don't have the last 4 shards (and these are always the last 4), melt the ice on the ceiling with fire, snowball the lava mound on the floor, Shoot a fire arrow at the sun on the floor, and use one of the mammal-y stone animals to climb the wall. You're welcome.
Once you get all of the shards, there is a final boss battle with a one-eyed angel thing called Zero-two. You cannot kill him just by shooting his eye. I had to figure that out the hard way.
Also, if you claim that you beat the fruit catching mini-game on insane, you are lying because I'm fairly sure that the programmers made it impossible.
Kirby 64 is a N64 game that asks the player to move Kirby through 7 worlds at 2 miles per hour. There is a very engaging power-mixing mechanic that grants kirby some cool abilities. However, as soon as you discover the light-saber/ninja star/fireworks/triple rockets, you will constantly be returning to the first 3 levels to acquire the ability you desire.
Eventually you will crawl your way to a boss called Miracle Matter, who has 5 bad abilities, 1 good ability, and 1 amazing ability (you know which one I'm talking about, the one that rhymes with "Shmelectric Shmazers").
Then, you must collect all of the crystal shards. This usually involves reaching the very end of a level using a terrible combo. If you don't have the last 4 shards (and these are always the last 4), melt the ice on the ceiling with fire, snowball the lava mound on the floor, Shoot a fire arrow at the sun on the floor, and use one of the mammal-y stone animals to climb the wall. You're welcome.
Once you get all of the shards, there is a final boss battle with a one-eyed angel thing called Zero-two. You cannot kill him just by shooting his eye. I had to figure that out the hard way.
Also, if you claim that you beat the fruit catching mini-game on insane, you are lying because I'm fairly sure that the programmers made it impossible.
Player 1: I beat Kirby 64 in 2 hours!
Me: With that movement speed? I don't think so!
Player 2: I beat the fruit catching mini-game on Kirby 64 on insane.
Me: Liar!
Player 3: Kirby 64 is one of the best N64 games of all time!
Me: Well, I can't argue with that.
Me: With that movement speed? I don't think so!
Player 2: I beat the fruit catching mini-game on Kirby 64 on insane.
Me: Liar!
Player 3: Kirby 64 is one of the best N64 games of all time!
Me: Well, I can't argue with that.
by KirbyIsPinkButIllNeverTell July 21, 2011
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by TheHappyHippo May 11, 2007
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Luigi: You should have gone with Wario, he was ridin' kirby!
Luigi: You should have gone with Wario, he was ridin' kirby!
by -Jerome Niggasplat November 26, 2009
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Fate enthusiast 1: Who's your favourite character in the fate?
Fate enthusiast 2: Kotomine Kirei and you?
F en 1: I would have to go with Rin she's just badass and best girl
F en 2: Um...Saber is obviously superior
F en 1: No Rin is way better, she doesn't need to drain your energy and she can also protect herself
F en 2: Saber can do the same also she's the king of britania and has Excalibur also she's the strongest class
F en 1: Wasn't she like a familiar which means she isn't even the real king?
F en 2: Listen here you little shit if you can't appreciate how amazing she is in gonna beat the shit out of you
F en 1: Wdym??? Rin acts so cool all the time , she's smart, cute, strong and IS AN ACTUAL FUCKING HUMAN BEING
F en 2: oh now you've done it motherfucker im not gonna take your shit anymore, by the commandment spell Saber come here
F en 1: fine then, Archer you in position
Archer: I've been waiting for a while now i knew it was gonna go that way
Saber: same
F en 2: Enough talk Saber go take down Archer asap
Saber: Understood
F en 1: Archer try to avoid using close range combat
Archer: fine
F en 1: so it's just the two of us now
F en 2: Just like i wanted. I already knew you set him up and be ready for combat so i didn't want to risk attacking while you're on your guard
F en 1: i knew that you were gonna know about me being on my guard so i talked with Berserks master and he's already here
F en 2: shit!
F en 1: aaand you take 8 points of damage
Fate enthusiast 2: Kotomine Kirei and you?
F en 1: I would have to go with Rin she's just badass and best girl
F en 2: Um...Saber is obviously superior
F en 1: No Rin is way better, she doesn't need to drain your energy and she can also protect herself
F en 2: Saber can do the same also she's the king of britania and has Excalibur also she's the strongest class
F en 1: Wasn't she like a familiar which means she isn't even the real king?
F en 2: Listen here you little shit if you can't appreciate how amazing she is in gonna beat the shit out of you
F en 1: Wdym??? Rin acts so cool all the time , she's smart, cute, strong and IS AN ACTUAL FUCKING HUMAN BEING
F en 2: oh now you've done it motherfucker im not gonna take your shit anymore, by the commandment spell Saber come here
F en 1: fine then, Archer you in position
Archer: I've been waiting for a while now i knew it was gonna go that way
Saber: same
F en 2: Enough talk Saber go take down Archer asap
Saber: Understood
F en 1: Archer try to avoid using close range combat
Archer: fine
F en 1: so it's just the two of us now
F en 2: Just like i wanted. I already knew you set him up and be ready for combat so i didn't want to risk attacking while you're on your guard
F en 1: i knew that you were gonna know about me being on my guard so i talked with Berserks master and he's already here
F en 2: shit!
F en 1: aaand you take 8 points of damage
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