Kiloshit

The art of weighing oneself first thing in the morning both before and after taking a morning dump. Once the weight reduction recorded exceeds 2.2lbs you have successfully achieved a kiloshit.

"Whoa bro, i didn't sleep too well last night, i woke up and took a Kiloshit!"

"You have a spring in your step this morning,
Yea, i woke up and took a kiloshit"

by AidyHD December 1, 2023

Kiloshit

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The art of weighing oneself first thing in the morning both before and after taking a morning dump. Once the weight reduction recorded exceeds 2.2lbs you have successfully achieved a kiloshit.

“Have you lost weight?
Not really, i did have a kiloshit this morning tho!”
"Whoa bro, i didn't sleep too well last night, woke up and took a Kiloshit!

"You have a spring in your step this morning,
Yea, i woke up and took a kiloshit"

by AidyHD December 9, 2023

Double Killshot

Slang term referring to when a man decides to use both hands to masturbate.

Yesterday,i destroyed it doin a Double Killshot

by sburrazza April 27, 2023

purple heart killshot

When smack talk is taking place amongst veterans and a former service member silences the back-and-forth by asking the antagonists how many medals they have? This will leave the antagonistic veteran completely silence as they just took a "Purple Heart Killshot" to the head.

Individual asking the question must have been awarded a Purple Heart or higher.

Uncle Colin was shit talking as usual, then out of no where, Ben hit him with the ol' Purple Heart Killshot. First time I've seen my Uncle shutdown like that.

by Fat C April 18, 2022