keyboard bravado

Engaging confident or brave talk or behavior that is intended to impress other people from the safety of being behind a keyboard instead of in person, usually accompanied by blustering swaggering conduct and a pretense of bravery. Can also describe the quality or state of being foolhardy on social media in a way that one wouldn't otherwise act in other circumstances.

What would have been an otherwise civil debate escalated into an online meltdown due to much keyboard bravado and fragile egos.

by jasonspsyche April 13, 2015

Keyboard crack

Someone who spends hours whiling away on the computer, without regard to times passing.

Since my friend went from a desktop to a lap top computer, she's up all night u-tubing and making blog comments - we are convinced its like "keyboard crack."

by PrissyPatriot January 07, 2012

The Keyboard Mash

The greatest possible expression of frustration short of bestial snarling.

Also the only word in the English language that can legitimately include numbers and be spelt any way you please.

The Keyboard Mash in use:

"Why are you so adsfl;kjqearlf;jking stupid?!"

"389uy4r89w34yhegoiahrg9024t90"

"asdf;lkad;glaf!"

"&hy&%^78Hn"

by Jessica Ellen September 05, 2008

Keyboard weed

Shake and small tiny nugs that you get when you turn your keyboard upside down and shake vigorously. This only applies to those that regularly smoke at their computers. It's easier to get than resin, and a lot faster!

Dude, I was out of cash and was dry...so I went for some keyboard weed and got a bowl of shake! Saved the day, man

by Bruk November 02, 2011

on-screen keyboard

a program that comes with your computer to take place of your keyboard when your dies. you use your mouse to click on the letters you want to type.

on-screen keyboard helped me when my regular keyboard broke

by veggieness April 05, 2005

The Keyboard Switch

Plugging your keyboard into someone’s computer next to or in front of you in computer apps. When they go to type, you type something to them to freak them out.

Did you see Allie's face when I pulled the old keyboard switch? What a retard.

by Mister D November 16, 2004

keyboard extrovert

one who is gregarious, funny and extroverted while on the 'net but is otherwise shy in person.

Daklute was excited to meet oprice due to their long internet friendship, but he feared he may be a keyboard extrovert and that the actual meeting would be awkward.

by daklute November 04, 2009