by klmonpuyt February 08, 2011
"Can we please settle the kettle? I really want to eat now". Or He just settled the kettle. We do not need to work on it anymore.
by Nackal919 August 23, 2011
Derived from the Great SyFy show, Warehouse 13, It is used to say something is Impossible. On the show the kettle is said to grant wishes, but if a wish is impossible it produces a ferret.
It is from the first episode of season 1, Pilot.
It is from the first episode of season 1, Pilot.
Guy One: I've got a date with a Model
Guy Two: Dude, that's less likely than a Kettle Ferret
This is a Kettle Ferret!
Guy Two: Dude, that's less likely than a Kettle Ferret
This is a Kettle Ferret!
by KmJ13 February 01, 2011
GEOFF: "You suck at searching."
GAVIN: "Well maybe theres new kettles since I was kettling."
JEREMY: "By the way, kettling's a verb now"
GAVIN: "Well maybe theres new kettles since I was kettling."
JEREMY: "By the way, kettling's a verb now"
by Sky-Way July 27, 2017
To wheeze uncontrollably when you laugh or to possess a laugh that is a wheeze or sounds like a steam kettle
by AxxiosGrey July 29, 2018
The art of taking a dump in a kettle at a party. Usually for somebody you don't really like, a modification of Salt Kettle
by imdx80 October 26, 2006
Derived(dy/dx) from:
-An old fashioned kettle which was heated by fire
-Fires are up out by firemen
-Firemen give you a thumbs up if you give them a thumbs up
-On a computer if you type a thumbs up you get (Y)
-Which looks a bit like a cunt.
So the term fucking kettle is basically calling someone a fucking cunt.
-An old fashioned kettle which was heated by fire
-Fires are up out by firemen
-Firemen give you a thumbs up if you give them a thumbs up
-On a computer if you type a thumbs up you get (Y)
-Which looks a bit like a cunt.
So the term fucking kettle is basically calling someone a fucking cunt.
by fucking kettle June 27, 2011