Kardashian

(adj.) A “Kardashian” is a unit of measurement representing 72 days of marriage, as ratified by the Anonymous Measurement Council.

Also refers to a female who is vapid, shallow, and burdened with a large posterior.

I've been married for 10 Kardashians... I feel so old!

by Artemis Crouch November 3, 2011

Kardashiantics

The act of speed-dating with either D-list gangsta rappers or scrub running backs from the NFL.

Romantic interests must be adorned by tall tee and buck studs. The more you score, the more facetime you'll get on the flickering yid.

Kardashiantics have been helping uppity bucks get off since 1995. Just ask O.J.

You can't keep up with Kardashiantics. You can only hope to contain them (with a little help from the CDC).

by 50 cent crack dealer May 16, 2008

harman kardon

A brand of high-end receivers and speakers owned by the same company as JBL speakers. Harman Kardon speakers are decent high-end speakers, but what the brand is known for are the most excellent stereo and surround sound receivers. Their equipment is rather large but this shouldn't matter to an audio entusiast. Harman Kardon receivers go verrrry well with Klipsch speakers.

and amazing sound with absolutely no static or background sounds, perfect equalization
(((((((((((Harman Kardon))))))))))))))
the way the artist intended it to be, nothing else like it.

by Stew Marths February 6, 2007

Kim Kardashian

A famous chick with no talent who no one know how she became famous.

Bob: Hey, do you know how Kim Kardashian became famous?
John: No... Anyway she has no talent...
Bob: I guess the world will never know....

by Cclleoo January 7, 2015

Kim Kardashian

A talentless celebrity who are somehow admired by 14 year old fan girls and people who think like 14 year old girls. She is famous for sucking on black cocks and being on the garbage reality show "Keeping Up with the Kardashians" which features her equally talentless sisters trying to take over each other's limelight. Dumb bitches praise her because they believe she is perfect despise the amount of plastic she puts into her body and the money she spends on photoshopping her photos. Closeted homos often say that they want to fuck her because their lack of interest in girls have them confuse the cum bucket from girls who are actually attractive.

Idiot: I love Kim Kardashian and you're just jealous because you can't be as pretty as her!

IQ test: Your IQ is lower than your shoe size.

by Webster Dictionary says... May 13, 2016

Kim Kardashian

An overrated, rich, plastic slut with no talent. Period.

(My view. If any of you disrespect, then disrespect. This is MY VIEW.)

Guy 1: Here is a question. Who is an overrated, rich, plastic-
Guy 2: Kim Kardashian?
Guy 1: You are so smart...

by i have no idea why i am here April 19, 2018

khloe kardashian

1. The Kardashian with the most testosterone

2. The only Kardashian sister that you actually would lose points for boning

3. The missing link between ape and man

4. What a hairless bigfoot would look like

Guy 1: hey I boned Khloe Kardashian!

Guy 2: Thats negitive 150,000 points man shes more manlier than your Dad!!

by Mr. ReallyBigDick! February 26, 2011