Kaleb

A whore for cheesecake, and a slut for lasagna.

Did you see Kaleb at the party
yeah he stole my cheesecake

by kaleblovecheesecake July 5, 2020

Kaleb

A fella with an absolutely MASSIVE GINORMUS MONSTORUS peen.

"Man, did you hear about that guy named Kaleb?" "Yea I hear he's got an absolutely MASSIVE GINORMUS MONSTORUS peen!"

by small tony February 21, 2021

kaleb

a male name which means dog (dont ask me why my parents named me dog)(usually spelled Caleb)
note- pronunciation put is wrong
its really Kay-lub

"Hey Kaleb, want to go to the movies tonight?"

by Kaleb Williams July 12, 2003

Kaleb

Kaleb is a tall and a good looking guy. Most the time a Kaleb is as country as country gets! He likes to drink a lot, he is also really musical, he's the most sweetest and funniest guy when you get to know him, which isn't to hard because he has no strangers, he is also a crazy nut who will do about anything if dared to. Kaleb can be an ass or a "horndog" sometimes though, but at the end of the day you will always love him.

Kaleb you're too damn drunk go home or go to sleep!

by arandompersonnn December 4, 2013

kaleb

one who does not obey the laws, but the laws merely obey him. One is a Kaleb can carry around a vape pen all day and not cough. One can not challenge Kaleb because he is unchallengeable. One can only dream to be a Kaleb.

According to all known laws
of aviation,

there is no way a bee
should be able to fly.

Its wings are too small to get
its fat little body off the ground.

The bee, of course, flies anyway

Kaleb

by 7dknight March 22, 2017

Kaleb

The best name ever

"Do you know who kaleb is" omg yes he us the coolest kid ever

by Cheeky nugget December 8, 2020

kaleb <3

the prettiest boy on the planet, he deserves the world

kaleb is so sweet and kind, i love kaleb <3

by R2UB3 September 3, 2021