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Romanian Juice Box

A beautiful Romanian woman gets on all fours, and one fills a condom with liquor (traditionally tzuika, or vodka), pinches the end, and inserts the open end of the condom into her rectum squeezing the liquor into her cavity. the inserting party then pulls the empty condom out and the beautiful Romanian woman clenches her sphincter, keeping the liquor in. as she clenches, they rub the clitoris passionately as they insert a plastic straw into the rectum, and proceeds to drink the liquor out of her rectum.

(I was taught to preform this act by a beautiful Romanian woman while on vacation in Germany after college. It was okay.)
i am hungover, because my beautiful Romanian partner suggested i drink tzuika (the national drink of Romania) out of her ass with a straw. i threw up, but it was worth it, since she loves a good old Romanian Juice Box.
Romanian Juice Box by AlexKay245 September 17, 2019
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Plumber's juice box 

The action of when you use a straw to suck ass sweat from one's slightly exposed ass crack.
Last night I totally plumber's juice boxed Ted. It was kinda salty.

put that in your juice box and suck it!! 

something to say when your own somebody while playing a fighting game
Tina_Lyn-damn it you killed me!!
Rel_Michele-You killed me first.So put that in your juice box and suck it!!

georgia juice box 

When you piss into a vagina and fuck it. Counterpart to the Alabama Hot Pocket.
So I was at the bar, right? And ya know I wasn't trying to break the seal, and I met this girl with a golden shower fetish and I was like yo- I can do ya one better! And then I have her the old fashioned Georgia Juice Box! She squirted my piss everywhere!!!
georgia juice box by SpicyFajita January 29, 2017

Golden juice box 

When you pee in a girls mouth cause she says wait im thirsty
Blue legacy asked me to stop for a second shes thirsty. So I gave her a golden juice box.now she's mad at me.
Golden juice box by J BROW April 19, 2021

Da Juice Box 

Yo son its Valentines day. I got some roses, champagne and some strawberries, I'm definitly gettin Da Juice Box tonight
Da Juice Box by Da215BigBen February 13, 2010

Tongue punch you in the juice box 

When a male/female licks the clit of another female.
I will tongue punch you in the juice box if you don’t stop being so cute