Johnatan is a better version of Jonathan. Johnatan is a very special creature. This animal can last very long in bed, and is very animalistic. Fast and stupid, all in one package.
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She is usually introverted, but as soon as this girl gets some alcohol into her small baby ass hands, she turns into the sassiest horny satan bitch you'll ever met. She would probably rob a bank when she is drunk. Also she hates her Ex-Boyfriends, so if you are one of them, you should run.
She is usually introverted, but as soon as this girl gets some alcohol into her small baby ass hands, she turns into the sassiest horny satan bitch you'll ever met. She would probably rob a bank when she is drunk. Also she hates her Ex-Boyfriends, so if you are one of them, you should run.
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the finest man you'll ever meet bruh fr he'll either fuck you and you'll reach heaven without dying or leave you sobbing in a puddle after he rejects yo ass
me- hazel hes so cute pls set me up with him
johnathan- sorry i only fuck airplanes
me- *gets airplane transplant surgery*
johnathan- sorry i only fuck airplanes
me- *gets airplane transplant surgery*
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