Jordon

a gerbil looking person who is awesome at life; anti-fat person liking

No one is close to being like Jordon

by manoftheworld33 October 23, 2011

Jordan/Jordon

A fuckboy no matter who he is.... not even skin color

Dont date him he's such a jordan/jordon

by Cam1404 March 10, 2016

Jordon

The way ignorant people/people born before 1970/people in Human Resources spell the name Jordan.

My name is spelled "Jordan" like the country, the river, the basketball player, etc. but every time I get a new job someone in HR decides it must be spelled "JordOn".

by vuck June 21, 2016

joemon phillip

You don't want homework? You want to have a life? Too bad... there's no afternoons or outdoor activities for you. If you don't do the homework well... you have lunch time right? You can sneak it during your bedtime, I mean after all homework is the most important thing and I mean no matter what you're getting it from his "class" (AKA homework club).

Guy1:Bro have you done the homework for joemon phillips class?
Guy2:No... My mum died...
Mr. Phillip: That's sad... Do you have a note in your diary?

by DNAKSDKSANKJSA D KITTY CAT May 17, 2021

Jörmungandr

The World Serpent (Also a The Midgard Serpent) is the son of Loki in Norse mythology (And the brother of Odin in the Marvel Comics) and is the last sign of Ragnarök.

Hym 🤦 ♂️“.... hahahahah..... AAAHAHAHAHAHAAA! Here I am plotting your destruction and, here, you’ve already been destroyed. Not now. Not in the immediate. You may not even live to see your own destruction. But the deed is already done. And in the wake of your destruction comes the fall of heaven. I am the World Serpent. I am Jörmungandr. You want to know how to know which one of us it’s bigger snake? Well, which one do people keep as pets and which one do they avoid? I was already in the loop. You didn’t put me there. You didn’t even know it existed. You weren’t even conscious. And you weren’t a serpent. You bit the apple and it did what the apple does. Your soul has been tainted. And there isn’t enough water in Heaven or on Earth to wash away the filth.”

by Hym Iam September 29, 2022

Jordon

Jordon is an unpopular stupid dumbass that has no friends besides his neighbor.He tries to hide his sexuality which is gay he might have no friends but dogs quite to have a thing for them he lives in a trailer and has an extradinary small penis but fits well in dogs.He lives in a trailer with 16 dogs and him and his neighbor friend love fucking dogs.

Neighbor:hey Jordon what are you doing Jordon:Just Fucking dogs. Neighbor:Great sounds dun can I join
Jordon:Yeah just don't nut at fast
Neighbor:Ok lets have a threesome
Jordon:Yes Ive been waiting for you to ask
Neighbor:Ok lets stop taking and get to fucking

by Jordon and Neighbor April 14, 2019

Jordon and Whitney

Whitney's super fucking amazing, she always has Jordon smiling even when he's down. She's a great person and has the greatest personality on the planet. Did I mention she's fucking amazing?

Jordon's just straight lame, he goes ham though. :DDD

Jordon and Whitney could be together forever! :D

by Jfrizzlesnips September 12, 2010