Johny Mcconey

A penis that is usually big.

I got a big Johny Mcconey in my pants.

by ProGamerJay October 23, 2017

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pulled a johnie

when someone says something will happen and the opposite immediately happens

can't believe PSG got knocked out cause he pulled a johnie

by AndreaTheApe April 13, 2021

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Jelly Johny January

It's time in January after Destroy Dick December and your dick feels like jelly.

Man, how's your dick feels after the DDD?
Bruh, my dick (Johny) feels like jelly.
Oh shit that's not good. Let's call it Jelly Johny January.

by greedyboi01 November 7, 2018

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Johnie Canine

A chaotic fluff ball of energy that creates EPIC punk rock music both as a solo act and as the leader of the band Nova Slicers. He also likes mama-gens.

"That guy really likes Mommy robots, he's such a Johnie Canine."

by The Anonymous Fox February 17, 2025

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Johny is a cuck, he loves being next to other girls but never getting anything from them, he has never had sexual intercourse and he knows the feeling of not being loved by a girl. He is weak, mostly small and not too athletic, most gianlucas are good at League of Legends but bad at Destiny or FPS games. Gianlucas have always had a hard life and this will never change.

Bro someone just fucked the girlfriend of my homie
Wich homie?
Johny..
Well, what did you expect, hes a cuck.

by dictionary1919 July 24, 2023

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