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John Q Law

The Wolf: Now, if we come across the path of any John Q Laws, no body does a fuckin' thing till I do something. What did I say??

Jules: Don't do shit unless

The Wolf: Unless what??

Jules: Unless you do it first

The Wolf: Spoken like a true prodigy
by dhanush33352 April 25, 2020
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John 3:16

And the lord said “Go Sox.”
(Said by Brian Griffin in Family Guy)
Bratty Teenager: What does John 3:16 even mean?
White Dog: ....and the lord said; “Go Sox”.
by Ronin Darkhelm January 12, 2021
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John cleese

Possibly one of the most funniest comedians in the world, has played part in all the great classics, Monty Python films and flying circus, fawlty towers and others, one of the reasons why Britain is Great Britain :D
"Don't mention the war!" - John Cleese as Basil Fawlty in Fawlty towers
by Urburu November 2, 2005
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John Egbert

Character in the web comic Homestuck. Also known as Zoosmell Pooplord. Has a man-crush on Nicolas Cage and a minor obsession with Con Air. Is friends with Jade Harley, Dave Strider and Rose Lalonde. Hates the batter witch.
Karkat: Do the windy thing.
John Egbert: The what?
by annularPhysicist December 27, 2011
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John McClane

n proper: Protagonist of the Die Hard series and BAMF who transcends humanity.
v: To defeat the terrorists using extremely creative means.
n: Who do you think you are, John McClane?
v:
1- to kill helicopter with building
2- to duct tape gun to your back
3- to kill a plane with a zippo lighter
4- to cross Mannhattan in a matter of minutes (truly impossible in case you've never been there)
5- to kill another helicopter with a telephone cable
6- to knock a guy out of a hilicopter with a fire hydrant
7- to kill a heicopter with a car
8- to drive through a power plant with an SUV
9- to kill an F-35 with a briefcase
10- to shoot yourself to shoot the guy right behind you
11- to do any of the above while on vacation

"I just John McClaned that dude in Halo!" (after driving a warthog into a banshee and having both explode as a result)
by Sean KF December 15, 2008
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John Mulaney

A high-waisted man with feminine hips who enjoys listening to "What's New Pussycat" on repeat.
Diner Guest 1: Did you see that little asshole John Mulaney who put Whats New Pussycat on the Jukebox 21 times?

Diner Guest 2: At least they put in "It's Not Unusual"!
by MotharChod June 13, 2018
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John Fortnite Kennedy

The best fortnite player ever he got fat dubs left and right until he got game ended in 1969 his legacy will live on forever
Man, John Fortnite Kennedy was so cool he could one pump someone from a mile away
by S0meRand0mB0i April 25, 2019
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