Johny

Person who fuk cars and play with Brazilian girls.
Very beautiful.

Johny stole my wife but I love him

by Ainhoainada November 23, 2021

Johny-5

One of the best dudes you could ever meet, highly entertaining, Constantly seeking more INPUT. Rides around on tank treads, and can shoot out an explosive laserrrr

Also seen in the classic movie: "short circuit"

Man 1: look at him go!
Man 2: he's a real Johny-5

by the one and only, glitch November 25, 2022

johny boi wick

when a group of homeless 52 year olds gang rapes a 7 year old.

hey guys, we should johny boi wick that 7 year old...

by nigger whipper 900000000 January 11, 2019

Johny-Verse

Johny-Verse
(noun; cinematic mythology, musical universe, creative phenomenon)
The Johny-Verse is the sprawling, multi-dimensional universe created by musician-storyteller K.L.B., where myth, music, and madness collide under twin moons. At its heart is Jumping Johny Tork, the Intergender Intergalactic Full-Frontal Heavyweight Champion of the Known Galaxies — part hero, part chaos, all heart.
Within its shimmering borders live the Seven Identical Elf Queens, the mighty black dragon Charlie, the detachable trickster Tiger the Taint Tail, and the broken boy of Earth One who dreamed the whole thing into being. Together they battle dark sorceresses, cosmic emperors, and the heartbreak of being human.
The Johny-Verse isn’t just a story — it’s a state of creation, a place where childhood nostalgia, arena rock, and fantasy opera crash together in glorious noise. Each song, image, and video adds another galaxy to the myth.

Example:
“Dude, have you heard Songs Forged in Starlight? Welcome to the Johny-Verse — nothing’s ever been so weirdly beautiful.”

by K.L.B. Genesis November 9, 2025

pulled a johnie

when someone says something will happen and the opposite immediately happens

can't believe PSG got knocked out cause he pulled a johnie

by AndreaTheApe April 13, 2021

Jelly Johny January

It's time in January after Destroy Dick December and your dick feels like jelly.

Man, how's your dick feels after the DDD?
Bruh, my dick (Johny) feels like jelly.
Oh shit that's not good. Let's call it Jelly Johny January.

by greedyboi01 November 7, 2018

Johny Apple Swoll

A nickname for someone who works out and gets swoll like a beast, and plants the seeds of determination in all that observe him.

Dude 1: "bro look at that little guy over there he is so small but he's benching like 315!"

Dude 2: "I am so ready to work out now! that guy is a total Johny Apple Swoll

by DutchBeats May 3, 2011