Jism Chasm

A woman with a vagina that is very loose, normally after child birth.

What's up Mike? "I shagged the wife last night for the first time since she had the twins. It was like fucking a tunnel. I'm not going near that Jism Chasm again!

by The Course Man July 13, 2012

jism organism

The product of the induction of a man's jism into the female sexual apparatus; a baby.

Sandra's nine months pregnant. She's about to pop out her first jism organism.

by ICSHialeah August 22, 2009

jism monkey

The Spawn of Mr Lassman

That kid of Ed's is a right Jism Monkey

by Mr Jiz February 18, 2005

Jism Hawk

Woman who (like a predator) hovers in a bar in search of male spunk

That jism hawk is going to get some young stud tonight.

by Sol Good July 3, 2009

mason jism line

The area on a woman's body above which she is not okay with a man shooting their load after pulling out before climax during intercourse. Usually the breasts or upper-chest; a woman's acceptable cumshot boundary.
A verbal play on the mason dixon line that was the dividing line between the Northern and Southern states during the U.S. Civil War.

Man: "She won't ever let me cum on her face."
Friend: "What? Really? What about on her tits?"
Man: "Yeah, she's okay with that- she just tells me to keep it 'below the mason jism line'."

by a non a muss June 29, 2011

Jism

Another word for semen, jizz, and cum. The white stuff that comes out of a man’s cock.

Larry David: Scum sucking motherfucking whore!
Jeff Garlin: Cock! Cock! Jism! Grandma cock!

by AntiCircumcisionMan September 4, 2023

tism jism

That which is sprayed over a keyboard when certain people read fan fiction of Sonic the Hedgehog being fucked by a choo choo train.

Guy 1: Why is this library computer keyboard so sticky!?

Guy 2: Check the search history...

Guy 1: The last thing searched was "Sonic and the Steam Engine IX."

Guy 2: Quick! Wash your hands-- that's tism jism!

by Jack Atrophy August 10, 2022