jism storm

When a low-pressure area develops in a large circle jerk and the volume of cum causes localised flooding and power outages.

Peter lost power and couldn't connect with the Internet after last night's jism storm.

by Dick Examiner October 31, 2017

jism organism

The product of the induction of a man's jism into the female sexual apparatus; a baby.

Sandra's nine months pregnant. She's about to pop out her first jism organism.

by ICSHialeah August 22, 2009

jism monkey

The Spawn of Mr Lassman

That kid of Ed's is a right Jism Monkey

by Mr Jiz February 18, 2005

Jism Hawk

Woman who (like a predator) hovers in a bar in search of male spunk

That jism hawk is going to get some young stud tonight.

by Sol Good July 3, 2009

mason jism line

The area on a woman's body above which she is not okay with a man shooting their load after pulling out before climax during intercourse. Usually the breasts or upper-chest; a woman's acceptable cumshot boundary.
A verbal play on the mason dixon line that was the dividing line between the Northern and Southern states during the U.S. Civil War.

Man: "She won't ever let me cum on her face."
Friend: "What? Really? What about on her tits?"
Man: "Yeah, she's okay with that- she just tells me to keep it 'below the mason jism line'."

by a non a muss June 23, 2011

jism buddies

Friends with benefits

That’s not her boyfriend, they’re just jism buddies.

by xemo March 13, 2022

Nose jism

When snot runs profusely out of your nose onto the face of the person your making out with.

Kyle picks up a chick and whilst upon a passionate make-out session he nose jismed on her rather plump lip.

by #theCreamyCenter November 8, 2020