jack jick

A term used in anger when you are trying to call someone a jack ass and a bitch at the same time and you fuck up

She screamed at her husband calling him a jack jick after he rolled home at 4 am.

by ughthissucks July 21, 2006

jick

Phonetic perversion of "JHC," the initials of the Son of God. Primarily used as an intransitive verb indicating antagonistic or irritative action. Also used to imply transitive insult or injury.

Jick off, you stupid flatfoot.

That is the dumbest jicking thing I have ever heard.

Oh my God what the jick BBQ!

by sparCKL March 24, 2009

Jick in the Jaws

A blowjob or sex where the man's penis ejaculates into or in the mouth of the receiving partner.

Roy was getting the best head job in his life. The next thing he knew, he had done blown his jick in the jaws of that bitch.

by Forsaken1982 June 20, 2010

kim-boo-jick-bbo-oong

Making unpleasantly loud sound associated to fart and excretion usually voluntary and uncontrollable.

Nice people tend to understand some ppl making kim-boo-jick-bbo-oong because it naturally voluntary and difficult to be controlled.

by nyoong~ September 6, 2011

jick jack billy flop flack

The ability to climb tall buildings with no assistance

Clayton can jick jack billy flop flack easily.

by TIlove February 11, 2009

jick

totally unreasonable or stupid idea.

"Mrs. Potter gave me a 43 on the exam!"
"That's jick man!"

"Let's go egg her house!"
"No dude, that'd be jick"

by wongtonglongtime January 9, 2010

Jick

A janky dick. More than just a portmanteau, jick's phonetic quality emphasizes the harsh reality of living with or in the presence of a janky dick or "jick".

"I was very attracted to Brian until I laid eyes on his jick."
"I thought I smelled old pickles, but alas it was just your jick."
"After three weeks in the wilderness, I was beginning to develop a serious case of jick."

by rickthejick March 2, 2015