Jessie Raymond Castleberry is a thicc boi. He doesn't like his first name because it sounds like a girl's name, so he goes my Raymond. He LOVES Star Wars. If he is thinking about Star Wars, nothing else can distract him. His wife is super unlucky because she doesn't know that he acctually is a closet gay. He's almost as far in the closet as Dean Winchester. Everyone hates him because he is a very mean person, but everyone acctually secretly loves him. He doesn't care if you make fun of him, but if someone does something wrong, then he will become very mad and yell at that person. When a person is finally free from him, he always comes back. His thicness is too much for the world, so he stays inside all day. He tries to be cool, so he always wears his visors backwards. He hates it when people don't tuck-in their shirts.
by my6000lblife July 14, 2018
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She has a big heart, she's intelligent, she's honest, she's one of my favorite human ^^
BUT there's something that I don't like about her :
When she's sad/down, she always choose to "escape" from her friends for instance she decided to deactivate her ig....
I'm just saying that Jess-Y-ca should remember that she has friends today that care about her and that will always be there for her... Jess-Y-ca should not hesitate to talk with any of her friends.... Ik your previous friendships were not that great but bro, don't fight your problems alone cause they won't disappear like that.... let someone help you !
Voilà beach ILY <3
She has a big heart, she's intelligent, she's honest, she's one of my favorite human ^^
BUT there's something that I don't like about her :
When she's sad/down, she always choose to "escape" from her friends for instance she decided to deactivate her ig....
I'm just saying that Jess-Y-ca should remember that she has friends today that care about her and that will always be there for her... Jess-Y-ca should not hesitate to talk with any of her friends.... Ik your previous friendships were not that great but bro, don't fight your problems alone cause they won't disappear like that.... let someone help you !
Voilà beach ILY <3
by Banggggggh April 27, 2021
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A Jessecake is one of the best cakes ever. It looks and is incredibly delicious. It's incredibly sweet when it wants to be but can be very sour. It's basically sentient. It pretends to be as hard as rock scone but is actually as soft as meringue. It's very hard to get close to one never mind get one. Especially cause there is only one in the whole wide world. But if you do end up with one you should really count your lucky starts. A Jessecake is alot thicker than it seems 😋😂💔
by kid_lvnxtic October 27, 2019
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Best known his work as a GP on the tv series Embarrassing Bodies, Christian is openly gay and advertises the fact with an incredibly homo-erotic hair cut, which is said to be in the form of a man parting his buttocks.
Did you watch Embarrassing Bodies last night? Although i thoroughly enjoyed the Christian Jessen segment my favorite was watching the granny anus prolapse
by andre...i mean david king July 29, 2011
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2. When you drop your chicken on the ground.
3. When you pat your hair when you're nervous.
4. When you watch mychonny 99 times and you laugh each time.
1)
jess: You know what happened?!
lucy: what?
jess: HAHAHAH.
5 minutes later...
jess: She walked into a wheelbarrow!
lucy: chucking a jess
2)
jess: Oh no! My chicken fell again! -sniff-
lucy: chucking a jess
3)
jess: The canteen ripped me off 5 cents.
person 2: Go get it back!!
jess: *head down* *sniffs* *pats hair*
person 2: chucking a jess
jess: You know what happened?!
lucy: what?
jess: HAHAHAH.
5 minutes later...
jess: She walked into a wheelbarrow!
lucy: chucking a jess
2)
jess: Oh no! My chicken fell again! -sniff-
lucy: chucking a jess
3)
jess: The canteen ripped me off 5 cents.
person 2: Go get it back!!
jess: *head down* *sniffs* *pats hair*
person 2: chucking a jess
by turtle-paws March 15, 2012
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