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Jerrod

He will be there when you need a shoulder to cry on. He will love you for who you are. He is caring and a loving person,with a beautiful smile.
I love you,Jerrod
by your_girlfriend September 24, 2016
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jerry can

A five gallon metal can (usually green) with three tubular handles on top and a metal screw on/off cap used by the military to hold gasoline, diesel fuel, etc.
Hey Corporal Smith! Get your ass down to the fuel farm and fill up those jerry cans ASAP!
by DGUSMC July 24, 2008
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gold jerry gold

The excited response to receiving some incredibly good news or useful information.

Originated by the Kenny Banya character from "Seinfeld" when Jerry gave him some funny material for his stand-up act.
VP #1: The 3rd quarter sales numbers are in. We had our best quarter ever!

VP #2: That's gold, jerry. Gold!
by magoo June 3, 2004
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jerry springer

talk show where ppl go when they can figure out there own shitty lives. usually cat fights occur on this show.
"im going on jerry springer cuz bob is cheating on me and he is the daddy of my baby!"
by kelsey April 5, 2005
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Sailor Jerry's Rum

A beautiful dark Caribbean rum blended with vanilla and lime. Granted its name after the famous tattooist Norman Collins who invented the recipe.
Dude 1: You ever had Sailor Jerry's Rum?

Dude 2: Yeah! Strong! But goes down smooth!
by Sailor Jerry's Drinker January 16, 2010
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Jerry Rice

1. legendary football wide receiver who played for the 49ers, raiders, and the seahawks
2. a guy who could catch every ball thrown at him
3. guy who set untouchable records in receiving yards, TD's, oh you name it!
1. jerry rice played for three teams during his NFL career.
2. jerry rice was nicknamed "world" because there wasn't a ball in the world that he couldn't catch.
3. many of jerry rice's records are pretty much untouchable.
by catchandrunfortheTD August 6, 2009
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Jerry Falwell

A televangilist who has unknown influence connections to the D.C. crowd for no apparent reason. Frequently puts both feet in mouth while inserting his head up his ass, thus accused of being a secret Yogi. Is a closet Republican who lusts after power and is deeply in love with his own opinions and the sound of his own voice.
Why is that ass Jerry Falwell on Fox news again?
by Bob L July 3, 2003
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